soptimize 

To add bugs to software in the attempt to improve it. Specifically, to add bugs while seeking dubious performance enhancements. From a programmer using the nickname "sopwith."

He's angry I won't accept his patch, but I just can't let him soptimize this next release.

soptimize by Verbal November 11, 2003

sottomize

To commit political suicide by immersing one's self into a fecal hole full of stupidity and arrogance.

The word comes from the actions of Sen. Tito Sotto of the Philippines. He has been caught plagiarizing at least four bloggers and denying it strongly.

Despite this, he has again been caught trying to pass off a part of a speech delivered in the 1960s by Robert F. Kennedy as his own.

He simply translated the parts he lifted into Tagalog (native Philippine language), word for excruciating word, including the paragraph cuts.

He glibly asked a reporter if RFK ever spoke in Tagalog, as his defense that he could not possibly have stolen RFK's thoughts or words.

"Do you think Sen. Sotto will get re-elected in 2016?"
"Fat chance, he sottomized himself."

sottomize by angry bird, red September 6, 2012

Optimized weekday after-work game plan 

Recent studies show that after leaving your 9-5, the most optimal way to spend your evening is eating Chipotle and getting a blowjob. This is statistically shown to increase levels of serotonin, endorphins, dopamine, and oxytocin.

Person 1 - Hey man, are you executing the optimized weekday after-work game plan?
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!

Optimized weekday after-work game plan by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

Scottimized 

The act of being anally raped figuratively by a guido, therefore taking on his characteristics.

Such characteristics are: Trying to swipe women from other bros, always talking about working out, going tanning on the reg, hooking up with bros girlfriends, repeatedly saying the line " I'm fucked up", having a wardrobe consisting of Affliction, Ed Hardy,and Tapout, and lastly thinking you are God's honest gift to women.

Man, he has been such a tool since he was Scottimized

Scottimized by Burning Pheonix November 21, 2010

optimize

Deleting random crap so something goes faster.

Ima optimize my map - damn r_speeds mean sucky sucky FPS in the ol' HL engine. Fo shizzle.

optimize by Toolplusplus January 3, 2005

pc optimizer pro 

A scam popularized by a dumb fuck who infects Windows platforms with viruses and streamed it as a prank call.

Have you heard of PC optimizer pro?

pc optimizer pro by Not Merriam-Webster May 28, 2018

What the fuck is that Optimized 

1. A horrific creation that seems to come from the Neo-Paliolitic era, or just a fucking ugly entity. Usually a fat bitch named Natalie that sits across from you at lunch.

2. The upgrade of What the fuck is that.

We can build it faster, stronger, better. We have the technology to create What the Fuck is That Optimized.

What the fuck is that Optimized by Brad April 11, 2005