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optimizer by nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn January 5, 2021
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pc optimizer pro
A scam popularized by a dumb fuck who infects Windows platforms with viruses and streamed it as a prank call.
pc optimizer pro by Not Merriam-Webster May 28, 2018
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Self optimizer
My co-worker is a “self optimizer” purposefully promoting prowess over others to the detriment of those he/she views a a threat in their immediate environment.
Self optimizer by Broken Antler Alum June 26, 2020
Robust Optimizer
Are you taking an umbrella just because there is a 10% chance of rain? You are such a robust optimizer!
Robust Optimizer by cuppoo95 September 21, 2021
Pirates of Optimization
Noun, plural of Pirate of Optimization.
When a group of people come together to do a half-assed job of solving an optimization problem
When a group of people come together to do a half-assed job of solving an optimization problem
"Did you see that shitty-assed Pareto of the CHP, Must have been the Pirates of Optimization."
"Yeah, those guys went to Doobie-U"
-Said while looking at the blue line
"Yeah, those guys went to Doobie-U"
-Said while looking at the blue line
Pirates of Optimization by decompresion December 21, 2008
M.M. Optimization
The idea that the Goffyistic ideal of the self can be found by optimizing the time spent in "M.M." and in "daily life" in such a way that one's social relationships are upheld.
M.M. Optimization by JohnNielsen10101 October 27, 2022
Optimized weekday after-work game plan
Recent studies show that after leaving your 9-5, the most optimal way to spend your evening is eating Chipotle and getting a blowjob. This is statistically shown to increase levels of serotonin, endorphins, dopamine, and oxytocin.
Person 1 - Hey man, are you executing the optimized weekday after-work game plan?
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!
Optimized weekday after-work game plan by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
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