Sloptimization

When AI models are fine-tuned specifically to crush artificial benchmarks, leaderboards, or demos, at the expense of practical usefulness.

They exist to produce benchmark.jpg, not for users
Basically, AI that's optimized for marketing

Berry Man: Have you seen the new GPT-OSS models? They're AGI for suuuure
The chair: Nah they're totally sloptimized. Complete and utter sloptimization
Everyone else: Guess I'm still using Claude