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Optimized
A product or service that has been rendered completely useless, unmanageable, or irrelevant. In software, this is usually due to over-engineering or a lack of fundamental understanding of how to interpret analytics related to the typical use case. Most common in software and online services, but can be applied to other industries.
example 1: "YouTube has nearly been optimized to perfection."
example 2: "Kathleen Kennedy has optimized Star Wars cinematic storytelling."
example 2: "Kathleen Kennedy has optimized Star Wars cinematic storytelling."
Optimized by ThatAwesomeTerr June 13, 2018
Optimized
A process of remotely controlling the appliances , HVAC system, plugs and lights with a virtual reality system in your home. It is localized to the Modesto CA area.
Your house is now optimized
Optimized by Paramedic 8558 March 30, 2025
Optimized weekday after-work game plan
Recent studies show that after leaving your 9-5, the most optimal way to spend your evening is eating Chipotle and getting a blowjob. This is statistically shown to increase levels of serotonin, endorphins, dopamine, and oxytocin.
Person 1 - Hey man, are you executing the optimized weekday after-work game plan?
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!
Optimized weekday after-work game plan by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
Optimized Game Syndrome
A person who believes anything added to a game that looks nice or fun to play will automatically make the game laggy.
Developer: Yo we should really add Attack Helicopters
Owner: No that will make the game laggy, we have too much tech.
Developer: Bro stop having Optimized Game Syndrome
Owner: No that will make the game laggy, we have too much tech.
Developer: Bro stop having Optimized Game Syndrome
Optimized Game Syndrome by xalency May 19, 2024
What the fuck is that Optimized
1. A horrific creation that seems to come from the Neo-Paliolitic era, or just a fucking ugly entity. Usually a fat bitch named Natalie that sits across from you at lunch.
2. The upgrade of What the fuck is that.
2. The upgrade of What the fuck is that.
We can build it faster, stronger, better. We have the technology to create What the Fuck is That Optimized.
What the fuck is that Optimized by Brad April 11, 2005
get optimized
To take something or to liven yourself up so you become optimized.
improve enhance your self confidence.
improve enhance your self confidence.
"Lets get optimized".
"Hey Gary I'm feeling optimized after that Redbull now lets go and hit that dance floor".
"Hey Gary I'm feeling optimized after that Redbull now lets go and hit that dance floor".
get optimized by John Gower October 20, 2006