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frook shoken
A state of paralysis that occurs in the left brain of a heterosexual male upon his first visual encounter with BTS' Park Jimin. It is caused by a combination of shock, awe, and general confusion, and can last up to 9 hours. Symptoms include staring and/or rapid blinking, repetitions of the word "how" and a slackness of jaw which may result in drool. It is simply known as the Jimin Effect when it happens to straight females and homosexual males, but the added layer of confusion resulting in left brain paralysis is what makes Frook Shoken specific to the straight male subset. Snapping out of it will inevitably result in the victim asking "wtf just happened" but it is best if you wait a few hours to let his system recover before exposing him to Jimin again. Just tell him you'll explain later.
'My boyfriend came in while I was watching the Blood, Sweat, and Tears MV and he was frook shoken for four hours, so we missed the movie.'
frook shoken by LowkeyARMY December 14, 2017
Related Words
sooken • shooken • spoken word • soorena • Stoken • Sookermany • shookening • Smoken • smoken word • sooker
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Sooknanan
Sooknanan: My mark is only a 55?
Blake: That's because you don't do any work!
Sooknanan: Can I make up for it after school?
Blake: See me at 3:10
{at 3:30}
Sooknanan: That was a good game of golf!
Blake: Yeah, that was a great game. The grass has been mowed!
Sooknanan: Too bad there is only 3 holes. But they were hole in ones!
Blake: So, uh, your mark is going to be an 82, ok?
Sooknanan: Who you?
Blake: That's because you don't do any work!
Sooknanan: Can I make up for it after school?
Blake: See me at 3:10
{at 3:30}
Sooknanan: That was a good game of golf!
Blake: Yeah, that was a great game. The grass has been mowed!
Sooknanan: Too bad there is only 3 holes. But they were hole in ones!
Blake: So, uh, your mark is going to be an 82, ok?
Sooknanan: Who you?
spoken for
spoken for by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004
I have spoken!
An epic way to say that what you have said is law and/or true and anything contrary is irrelevant and untrue
I have spoken! by hewhosubmitswords September 15, 2009
Shooken
"Shooken, not stirred" could be a great alternative to the catchphrase of Ian Fleming's fictional British Secret Service agent James Bond, and his preference for how he wished his martini prepared.
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