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verb. (smoe'ken) slightly more formal tense of the past participle of smoke, (smoked).

when smoking with a group of friends, smoking etiquette requires that all members of the group smoke before going on to do various other activities/commence with high conversation. to ensure that this does not happen, it is always polite to ask if everyone has smoken, lest anyone be left out feelin sad as shit
stoner 1: "fuck I'm so high."
stoner 2: "word me too"
would-be stoner 3: "...."
stoner 1: "oh shit dude has she smoken yet???"
stoner 2: "what the fuck is smoken?"
stoner 1: "I dunno dude just made it up. fuck I'm high."
Smoken by A.pe March 14, 2011
Words you can keep
past tense of smoke; smoked but with elegance
"I haven't smoken since my birthday."
smoken by drunk0banana July 22, 2023

smoken word 

Smoken word refers to any written thoughts while under the influence of marijuana.
Finally I'm off work, now I can get my smoken word on!
smoken word by E.T. Hazzard December 15, 2008

smoken blackies 

A person (usually an under age person) who is walking down the street puffing on a Black and Mild cigar. this cigar is usually smoked by a teenager or a black person because they taste good and are really cheap. this term usually applies if a person asked the smoker "whats up?"
The person's cell phone rings and are asked, "Hey bro what are you doen right now?" the person will reply, "nuthen just smoken blackies"
smoken blackies by Nicky Jim January 18, 2009

Smoken For

Marijuana that has already been designated for use and cannot be sold or given away.
Friend: Can you break me off a dime from that bag?
Me: Sorry buddy, it's already smoken for.
Smoken For by Trapped In Time September 29, 2015

coken and smoken

The art of using marijuana to get a relaxed chill, while sniffing cocaine at the same time. A definate at-form, if you ask the right people.
Ed: "Yeah dude, I guess I'll come over..
Ken: "sniffle" "cough"
Ed: Aww man, you coken and smoken again?

He Smoken Dickes 

A Phrase said after someone says something stupid after/while smoking a blunt
Bruh he smoken Dickes
He Smoken Dickes by Yungdaki April 19, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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