Urban Dictionary: Definitions by hewhosubmitswords

I have spoken!

An epic way to say that what you have said is law and/or true and anything contrary is irrelevant and untrue

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When your biking and your front tire rubs up against the person in front of you's back tire causing a sound similar to a fart.

Haha! Did you hear that tire fart?

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when women or any other female forces their husbands/boyfriends/boy that's a friend to hold all there stuff for any outdoor event

So how was yesterday?
Horrible, my wife forced me to be the pack male for their feminist group outing.

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A term coined by Benny from George Lopez which means you sense ho's (whores) in the vicinity.

Woah we've got a bogie on my ho-dar, 6 o' clock.

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i just had the worst freakend ever

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a laconic/silent/quiet comedy, that's funny, but not funny enough to get an actual laugh, usually just a smile

so what'd you do last night?
just watched a lacom

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