spoken salami

Very old and moldy salami

Person 1: Want some salami?
Person 2: Hell no, look at all the mold, that is spoken salami.

by 10yroldwithabadmic March 13, 2021

spoken salami

a type of salami that's very old and moldy (don't recommend eating it)

gordon: right, so crazy hamburger is horrible but some people prefer diarrhea. to make the crazy hamburger, what you're gonna want first is spoken salami, to tell if your salami is spoken you wanna lift up like this in *vomits*. now next, you want to give your sidewalk and shoulders, these are a little hard to get but if you want a true crazy hamburger it's what you're gonna have to use. now finally, dice the sidewalk anchovies.
cheeky: *farts*
gordon: what?
also gordon when he notices cheeky: BLOODY FUCKING HELL IT'S SZEMTELEN MANO FROM THE HIT GAME VESZTESEG

by tomakethecrazyhamburger October 21, 2022