somertard

General description of the effects of incest behaviour from somersetians that can't talk properly

look at that guy over there to there where that to over there.

basically fucking mongo somertards

by 6fingerslayer April 5, 2019

smartard

noun, a person who is smart in some things and retarded in others

a smartard may be very good in school however have no common sense

by Bart Roskoski October 18, 2008

Ian Somerhalder

Hot, sexy, dark-haired, blue eyed actor who plays Damon Salvatore on CW's "The Vampire Diaries". Also played Boone on the series "Lost".

evil devilish grin totally hot great body Ian Somerhalder

by MikaylaRobins February 6, 2010

supertard

dumbass, ultra-retard, on a scale that is unparelleled.

"Bernie thought he was large and in charge. That fucking supertard thought he knew everything! Probably why he got canned!"

by rhodeisland1 December 31, 2009

Smoretarded

One who is incapable of either creating or eating a smore without making a complete mess of themselves.

Originally found at www.primakow.net/evan/

It’s just a marshmallow, chocolate, and graham crackers, how are you so smoretarded?

by Trayf February 21, 2009

Ian Somerhalder

Only the most amazing actor ever, with the best blue eyes and dark hair you will ever see. Best known for his role on Lost (Boone) and currently The Vampire Diaries (Damon Salvatore) If you look at him you will die because he is that beautiful, im serious. He is glorious.

Ian Somerhalder

by kkyy January 9, 2013

Ian Somerhalder

male actor/model. He has amazing blue eyes and gorgeous dark brown hair. He's best known for playing the roles Damon in The Vampire Dairies and Boone in Lost. He is undeniably the hottest/kindest man alive. He is also the founder of the Ian Somerhalder Foundation and loves animals.

Ian Somerhalder is the hottest man alive.

by laurenn__ September 5, 2016