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smartard 

noun, a person who is smart in some things and retarded in others
a smartard may be very good in school however have no common sense
smartard by Bart Roskoski October 18, 2008
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Ian Somerhalder

Hot, sexy, dark-haired, blue eyed actor who plays Damon Salvatore on CW's "The Vampire Diaries". Also played Boone on the series "Lost".
evil devilish grin totally hot great body Ian Somerhalder
Ian Somerhalder by MikaylaRobins February 6, 2010

supertard 

dumbass, ultra-retard, on a scale that is unparelleled.
"Bernie thought he was large and in charge. That fucking supertard thought he knew everything! Probably why he got canned!"
supertard by rhodeisland1 December 31, 2009

Smoretarded 

One who is incapable of either creating or eating a smore without making a complete mess of themselves.

Originally found at www.primakow.net/evan/
It’s just a marshmallow, chocolate, and graham crackers, how are you so smoretarded?
Smoretarded by Trayf February 21, 2009

Ian Somerhalder

Only the most amazing actor ever, with the best blue eyes and dark hair you will ever see. Best known for his role on Lost (Boone) and currently The Vampire Diaries (Damon Salvatore) If you look at him you will die because he is that beautiful, im serious. He is glorious.
Ian Somerhalder
Ian Somerhalder by kkyy January 9, 2013

Ian Somerhalder

male actor/model. He has amazing blue eyes and gorgeous dark brown hair. He's best known for playing the roles Damon in The Vampire Dairies and Boone in Lost. He is undeniably the hottest/kindest man alive. He is also the founder of the Ian Somerhalder Foundation and loves animals.
Ian Somerhalder is the hottest man alive.
Ian Somerhalder by laurenn__ September 5, 2016
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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