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Somebody who is like meg from family guy, only more retarded and smelly.

Aka, smelly meg tard
or smelly egg tard
Gooch: Harriet, you're such a smegtard
Harriet: I know... wait... what's a smegtard?
Gooch: You are!
by Darriet Henning October 20, 2010
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