smegtard 

Somebody who is like meg from family guy, only more retarded and smelly.

Aka, smelly meg tard
or smelly egg tard

Gooch: Harriet, you're such a smegtard
Harriet: I know... wait... what's a smegtard?
Gooch: You are!

smegtard by Darriet Henning October 21, 2010

smegtard 

a smeghead thats also a retard

that person is a smegtard

smegtard by Fucking Retarded Spazmoid July 2, 2025

smugtard 

A smugtard is: (a) one who is content to live in a delusion and pretends that all is well in order to save face or maintain the status quo. (b)One who is stalwart in defending their position despite overwhelming evidence that they completely and utterly wrong.

Example (a): The smugtard waged a war against the wrong country.

(b)Janine was a smugtard when she happily proceeded with her wedding plans despite catching an STD from her fiance and finding out he sired many illegitimate offspring during their courtship.

smugtard by Mixtionary April 1, 2009

smegwards 

A homeless autist from Swindon who has developed 17 different types of STDs whilst shagging a lady bug called Henry. He works for a hlog company and passes his infections on to all his fellow workers in a violent and uncontrollable manner.

Smegwards works for Hlog.

You're such a bloody smegwards you cancer boi

smegwards by h10g_ October 18, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019