Sobertard 

a mf who thinks of people that uses illicit substances as less of a person, and chooses a sober lifestyle.

I used to fuck with bro heavy until he stopped poppin pills and acting like he better than me on some sobertard shit

Sobertard by pseudonym3433 November 18, 2021

sobertard 

An comeback expression used primarily by low-functioning alcoholics to describe any individual who is not under the influence of alcohol at all times irregardless of other substance or lack thereof.

I drink and drive. Cope harder sobertards.

sobertard by BrickNoms October 17, 2021

supertard 

dumbass, ultra-retard, on a scale that is unparelleled.

"Bernie thought he was large and in charge. That fucking supertard thought he knew everything! Probably why he got canned!"

supertard by rhodeisland1 December 31, 2009

sebeetard

The most annoying bunch of people who think their so superior to all Roblox players they're roblox band kids basically
their logic is bad grammar = extremely comedic gold. they abuse the terms like disrespecc and s n i f f when something mentions cocaine or sugar or salt.

sebeetard: you disrespecc
Lolorator: 😐

sebeetard by Lolorator360 November 15, 2021

Showertard 

The act of talking to a significant other while you are taking a shower and when there is no response realizing that the other person has left the bathroom and you have been talking to yourself for several minutes.
All you can do is then wash your ass a second time. . .the asshole is never clean enough, you know. . .so. . .wow, I really lost steam on the whole ash washing thing.

"This morning I was washing my asshole and asked Josh if I could go 9 thousand miles without changing my oil--and like he didn't answer and I realized he had left the bathroom, I'm such a showertard!"

Showertard by UlyssestheGreat December 15, 2008

soberado 

being sober amongst people who are under the influence of drugs or alcohol. A soberado is most likely a soberado because they want to be able to babysit their drugged up friends, unless of course they can handle babysitting while under the influence of any substance.

guy: I'm so tempted. i gave up liquor but my drunk friends are having a damn good time.
guy 2: Don't worry bro. i'll sober it out with you. SOBERADOS!
guy: SOBERADOS!!
*"pounding fists" or "slapping skins" should follow.

soberado by Arvie December 9, 2008

sourtard

To be funny and retarded, but mainly hardcore

Sour - tard is derived from a sour retard

Only hardcores are allowed to use this word

Example 1:
Boy: Hey, did you see that youtube channel, sourtard?

Girl: Yeah, it's awesome, I think everyone should check it out at youtube and search "sourtard"

Boy: There hardcore at life and everything in it

Example 2:
Faggot: Are you hardcore?

Not a faggot: Even better, I'm sourtard

Faggot: What is that?

Not a faggot: Something you will never achieve!

sourtard by sourtard theyoutubechannel June 9, 2009