Sametards
Brosef.. we are sametards
Sametards by Teddwith2Dees September 16, 2017
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samatarded
adjective
pronounced: sam-uh-thar-did
Trying to give a compliment but framing it with a comment that is borderline rude- not because you want to be mean, but rather because you are just socially awkward.
similar to a backhanded compliment but is not said with the intention of hurting the other person.
pronounced: sam-uh-thar-did
Trying to give a compliment but framing it with a comment that is borderline rude- not because you want to be mean, but rather because you are just socially awkward.
similar to a backhanded compliment but is not said with the intention of hurting the other person.
"A: your son is more handsome than I expected
B: wow I can't believe you just said that. that was really samatarded. "
B: wow I can't believe you just said that. that was really samatarded. "
samatarded by swtrans September 13, 2011
Related Words
Sametards • salestards • safetard • Samitard • samatarded • shmetarded • stetards • sheetard • Sakutard • same hard
safetard
safe•tard -- safetard
noun
1.) A person overly concerned with safety to a ridiculous level.
2.) A person in the gun community who follows more safety rules, than Cooper's traditional four rules, outside of IPSC, USPSA, or IDPA.
noun
1.) A person overly concerned with safety to a ridiculous level.
2.) A person in the gun community who follows more safety rules, than Cooper's traditional four rules, outside of IPSC, USPSA, or IDPA.
Dan: Damn John is such an idiot, he keeps yelling at the guys running back from the line, because he says they're breaking the "180 rule." Doesn't he know that shit is only for non-realistic gun games?
Mike: What a safetard.
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Sally: Why does Kristen have that kid in a life jacket, floaties, and a flotation belt?
Jane: Because she's a safetard.
Mike: What a safetard.
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Sally: Why does Kristen have that kid in a life jacket, floaties, and a flotation belt?
Jane: Because she's a safetard.
sheetards
The American Population--otherwise known as sheeple People after being made mentally retarded by their government, become a flock of worthless, brain-dead sheep who have a voracious appetite for watching others become millionaires on Reality TV, drinking poisoned water, breathe in chemicals sprayed into their air, eating genetically altered foods, paying taxes readily so the Elite can buy their country out from under them with their own money, being blinded by the shiny new state quarters, laugh at George Carlin, and then praise and defend the government who has slowly killed them and their country.
The sheetards have allowed the federal reserve to bend them over, and have their way with them, as long as they are allowed to vote for the next American Idol.
sheetards
The American Population--otherwise known as sheeple People after being made mentally retarded by their government, become a flock of worthless, brain-dead sheep who have a voracious appetite for watching others become millionaires on reality TV, drinking poisoned water, breathing in chemicals sprayed into their air, eating genetically altered foods, paying taxes readily so the Elite can buy their country out from under them with their own money, being blinded by the shiny new state quarters, laughing at George Carlin, and then praising and defending the government which has slowly killed them and their country.
The sheetards have allowed the federal reserve to bend them over, and have their way with them, as long as they are allowed to vote for the next American Idol.
stetards
Samitard
Samitard by chocolatejes February 5, 2010
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