somatu

A lazy way of saying “so much, too”

“I love you somatu”

by Kmclau1111 December 11, 2020

somat

an abbreviation of 'something'.

"do you fancy doing somat at the weekend?"

by kb_ March 25, 2014

somatose

when you take too many soma

Nah fergit him. He's somatose.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 14, 2007

somatic massage

A "new age" form of massage in which women can fool themselves into thinking touching other men's Penises is not cheating when it fact it clearly is. If you are getting paid for this it becomes a euphemism for prostitution.

"Hey! My wife is taking classes in Somatic Massage and thinks it's not cheating even though she jerked off three dudes"

"Woo-Hoo! I hope she got a $3000 tip for doing that!!!"

by Redd Johnson May 13, 2014

Somatosed

a slang term originating at Seton Hall University. The term is used when Division I athlete gets too intoxicated and cannot function properly.

Jo$h: Yo is that soccer girl drunk?

Bdaddy: Naaa dude...shes worse, shes somatosed.

by whyiamiawesome? April 10, 2010

somatosis

Soma is: a drug that numbs any sort of discomfort, from anxiety to stress to general uneasiness.

Somatosis is a state a person enters after over indulging in any such drug.

Adrian noticed that Ben had fallen into a state of deep somatosis after drinking too much mushroom tea.

by someothercoolperson April 24, 2023

somasundaram

This word refers to the sexiest man alive.

omg that is somasundaram.

by gaylord daksheesh September 23, 2014