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Smomatose 

A combination between Smammered & Comatose The state where you've drank so much that you cannot move or communicate and it seems to others that you're in a coma.
Guy 1: Man did you see Steve last night? He was Smomatosed!
Guy 2: Haha! Yeah man, he was crazy smomatose, I knew he shouldn't have had that 32nd shot of moonshine.
Smomatose by Reveny December 18, 2008
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Sofatosed 

The practice of being seemingly transfixed to the sofa as a result of tiredness from overworking, overplaying or being just plain darn lazy.
Sorry I cannot possibly come to the door/answer the phone/make tea as am currently sofatosed.
Sofatosed by The Real Lady-Foxtrot January 13, 2013

Somatosed 

a slang term originating at Seton Hall University. The term is used when Division I athlete gets too intoxicated and cannot function properly.
Jo$h: Yo is that soccer girl drunk?

Bdaddy: Naaa dude...shes worse, shes somatosed.
Somatosed by whyiamiawesome? April 10, 2010

somatosis 

Soma is: a drug that numbs any sort of discomfort, from anxiety to stress to general uneasiness.

Somatosis is a state a person enters after over indulging in any such drug.
Adrian noticed that Ben had fallen into a state of deep somatosis after drinking too much mushroom tea.
somatosis by someothercoolperson April 24, 2023

stomatosed

When you are so stoned you feel comatosed
"Your so high mert!"

"Yeah man I'm stomatosed right now"
stomatosed by Adamnickh October 13, 2013
When you're so high that you cannot possibly get off your sofa and do something productive. A spin off of comatose
Oh my god dude, I'm so sofatose right now. I smoked way too much.
sofatose by BHAR March 16, 2015
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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