Somatosed

a slang term originating at Seton Hall University. The term is used when Division I athlete gets too intoxicated and cannot function properly.

Jo$h: Yo is that soccer girl drunk?

Bdaddy: Naaa dude...shes worse, shes somatosed.

by whyiamiawesome? April 10, 2010

somatose

when you take too many soma

Nah fergit him. He's somatose.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 14, 2007

Sofatosed

The practice of being seemingly transfixed to the sofa as a result of tiredness from overworking, overplaying or being just plain darn lazy.

Sorry I cannot possibly come to the door/answer the phone/make tea as am currently sofatosed.

by The Real Lady-Foxtrot January 13, 2013

Smomatose

A combination between Smammered & Comatose The state where you've drank so much that you cannot move or communicate and it seems to others that you're in a coma.

Guy 1: Man did you see Steve last night? He was Smomatosed!
Guy 2: Haha! Yeah man, he was crazy smomatose, I knew he shouldn't have had that 32nd shot of moonshine.

by Reveny December 18, 2008

Comatosed

"The act of smoking weed until the point or retardardation".

Smokin that reefa leave ya, comatosed!

by Dago February 5, 2004

somatosis

Soma is: a drug that numbs any sort of discomfort, from anxiety to stress to general uneasiness.

Somatosis is a state a person enters after over indulging in any such drug.

Adrian noticed that Ben had fallen into a state of deep somatosis after drinking too much mushroom tea.

by someothercoolperson April 24, 2023

comatosed

to be in the essence of dreaming to the 10th power; sleeping;

A: Yo go wake him up!
B: I tried but that dude is comatosed

by Leo R, May 15, 2008