Somatosed

a slang term originating at Seton Hall University. The term is used when Division I athlete gets too intoxicated and cannot function properly.

Jo$h: Yo is that soccer girl drunk?

Bdaddy: Naaa dude...shes worse, shes somatosed.

by whyiamiawesome? April 10, 2010

somatose

when you take too many soma

Nah fergit him. He's somatose.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 14, 2007