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an occasion, situation or person which leave you with an unsavory or dodgy experience.
you sir are a soily bastard
soily by Lex Luthor August 1, 2004
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soily swordfight 

A soily swordfight is when two men fuck eachother in the ass and get their dicks covered in shit, then slam them together in a fight to the death to assert dominance over the other.
My ex's boyfriend and I ended up having a soily swordfight to assert who is more powerful, fortunately that bastard is now in the earth where he belongs

soily sausage 

A penis or penis-like personality that gets poo trapped due to moisture around the head giving it a soil like look on the males "sausage".
The inbred kents were used to a soily sausage with all the male carnal activity in the house.

Human soil

A fancy Italian man's term for poop
Can you exuse me William, I have to go to the lavatory to make some human soil
Human soil by Cosmic7600 May 26, 2018

soiled it 

'Soiled it' is like the ultimate compliment, the highest of fives. 👏 It means you owned that thing so hard, you made it your own and without you, the whole show would be a total flop. Now go forth and 'soil' everything you do! 🌟🎉
1. Neymar's goal last night was so epic. His just "soiled it".

2. OMG that was such an epic guitar solo. You "soiled it" buddy.

3. I knew since the beginning you will do it. You "soiled it" absolutely.
soiled it by earthbuddy March 12, 2023

soil loader 

A job performed by the Nazi's in WWII that would clean the ashes out of the furnace into compost bins.
Tobias: "Klaus, I need you on soil loader duty today as newcomers are arriving."

Klaus: "Yes sir!"
soil loader by wilks-barre mitzvah February 9, 2022