2 definitions by Lex Luthor

cocklaser

an insult when playing a particular video game where projectiles fire from out of your crotch. also a term used when a nerd wants to cum in a girls mouth. like that ever happens

eat cocklaser bastard

by Lex Luthor August 2, 2004

soily

an occasion, situation or person which leave you with an unsavory or dodgy experience.

you sir are a soily bastard

by Lex Luthor August 2, 2004