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Snowicane
A snowicane is a man made hurricane/blizzard hybrid that gathers strength with the aid of the United States Government using HAARP, Doppler Radar, ELF Towers (cellphone microwave repeaters/heaters) and moisture gathered from the Atlantic Ocean...
As a byproduct it also creates 6.0+ earthquakes all over the place...
As a byproduct it also creates 6.0+ earthquakes all over the place...
Holy shit... the government must really need to get some shit sold to cook the books this month... the snowicane they're baking up is moving milk and bread off the shelves like no ones business...
Snowicane by Knöt Christ February 25, 2010
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Snowpocalypse
A weather condition in which the amount of fallen snow, while not really such a big deal, wreaks havoc on a city, effectively shutting it down and leaving its citizens stunned and unable to see any sign of hope or a return to normalcy. It's perceived much like the aftermath of a nuclear event, but really... it's just freakin' snow!!
In cases of a Snowpocalypse it is really the panicked reaction of said citizens and NOT the actual snow that makes the situation worthy of the title. People simply aren't used to it, lose their heads and blame the city for the weather.
In cases of a Snowpocalypse it is really the panicked reaction of said citizens and NOT the actual snow that makes the situation worthy of the title. People simply aren't used to it, lose their heads and blame the city for the weather.
Seattle: December 2008/January 2009
6 days of sheer horror, the likes of which gripped us all in fear and ineptitude. God have mercy on our children as they look back on those dark, dark days of the Great Snowpocalypse.
** Speculation is still pending on whether this was the act of terrorists. No group has yet come forward and claimed responsibility.
6 days of sheer horror, the likes of which gripped us all in fear and ineptitude. God have mercy on our children as they look back on those dark, dark days of the Great Snowpocalypse.
** Speculation is still pending on whether this was the act of terrorists. No group has yet come forward and claimed responsibility.
Snowpocalypse by eBeth: awesome snow-driver February 24, 2009
Snowpocalypse 2010
The brain damaging hype of a three foot blizzard affecting the southern maryland region that has reporters excited over mind numbingly routine tasks.
Snowpocalypse 2010 Coverage:
"This is so and so reporting from a huge mound in Chevy Chase!"; "People are walking!"; "People are outside drinking coffee!"; "She has on red boots and a backpack!"; "Driving is dangerous!"
"This is so and so reporting from a huge mound in Chevy Chase!"; "People are walking!"; "People are outside drinking coffee!"; "She has on red boots and a backpack!"; "Driving is dangerous!"
Snowpocalypse 2010 by LowBrow February 6, 2010
snowpocalypse
snow + apocalypse = snowpocalypse
When weathermen predict large amounts of snowfall in a short period of time.
When weathermen predict large amounts of snowfall in a short period of time.
Clint: Dude, I heard on the weather channel you had a snowpocalypse last night in your area
Paul: Naw, just a couple inches, the weather man is an idiot.
Paul: Naw, just a couple inches, the weather man is an idiot.
snowpocalypse by Double JJ Jimbo Jones January 29, 2009
Word of the Day on February 9, 2010
snowicane
The newest retarted weatherman term.When alot of snow is a comin to your neighborhood this what the weather people like to call it.They do this so people panic and rush to the store and buy up all the milk,bread,toilet paper and so you have to wait in line a fucking hour to buy comdoms(so you can get your freak on during the time your snowed in).Anyway the break down is simple snow+hurricane=snowicane=people acting like they never saw snow before and forgeting how to drive.