snowcocking

When the victim of parking-spot theft builds a large penis out of snow (aka snow penis) behind the culprit's car, effectively snowing in the thief's car . . . with a healthy dose of embarrassment.

If you want to take a homework break, we're snowcocking that obnoxious spot-stealer's VW around midnight.

by snowcockingtonight March 21, 2011

Snowdicking

The act of creating a large-scale penile statue comprised in part or entirely of snow or ice for the purposes of self-expression through the artistic medium of sculpture.

It snowed three feet last night and knocked out the power, so my friends and I went snowdicking to pass the time.

by NonEMoose February 18, 2013

snowcouching

The practice of manipulating the channels of transportation afforded by a couch, snow (and/or ice) and a sloped surface. A one-way trip in the absence of a truck, van or other gas-powered hauling device.

Roommate 1: "Bro, we snowcouched that shit all the way down 18th."

Roommate 2: "Snowcouching? Is THAT why there's no furniture in the living room?"

by bobross January 27, 2010

snowcaking

The process of huffing powdered sugar from a waffle cookie.

I was snowcaking your mom last night.

by Tom and crew December 22, 2005

snowcracking

Process of snorting lines of cocaine off a hooker's ass

Her father-in-law was greatly disapointed and commented on the less than desireable fact that his new son in law was found snowcracking a black gypsy midget hooker.

by Johnny Cachinga March 7, 2003

Snowbooking

To constantly update your status or post on Facebook during a snowstorm. Normally, because your stuck inside and bored out of your mind.

Also can be used to describe Facebook users who constantly discuss, complain, or post pictures about a snow storm.

Sarah must be snowed in and bored, because she's been snowbooking since the storm started.

The roads haven't been plowed so everyone's snowbooking.

by A Magillacutty February 12, 2010

Snowconing

When a girl is sitting down and giving her guy head while he is coloring her hair.

Guy: "Do you want just the one color with your snowconing, or should I add more?

Girl: "Glub Glub"

by Bladedancer July 30, 2012