Snowicane 

A snowicane is a man made hurricane/blizzard hybrid that gathers strength with the aid of the United States Government using HAARP, Doppler Radar, ELF Towers (cellphone microwave repeaters/heaters) and moisture gathered from the Atlantic Ocean...

As a byproduct it also creates 6.0+ earthquakes all over the place...

Holy shit... the government must really need to get some shit sold to cook the books this month... the snowicane they're baking up is moving milk and bread off the shelves like no ones business...

Snowicane by Knöt Christ February 25, 2010

snowicane 

The newest retarted weatherman term.When alot of snow is a comin to your neighborhood this what the weather people like to call it.They do this so people panic and rush to the store and buy up all the milk,bread,toilet paper and so you have to wait in line a fucking hour to buy comdoms(so you can get your freak on during the time your snowed in).Anyway the break down is simple snow+hurricane=snowicane=people acting like they never saw snow before and forgeting how to drive.

ahole 1: I saw a snowicane is comin our way on the news tonite. ahole 2: fuck I beter get to the store and buy me up some supplies! ahole 1:Your right thanks for reminding me I better get to the store too,because I might be stuck in my house for ever after the snowicane!

snowicane by car tv February 26, 2010

Snowicane 

A snowicane is a man made hurricane/blizzard hybrid that gathers strength with the aid of the United States Government using HAARP, Doppler Radar, ELF Towers (cellphone microwave repeaters/heaters) and moisture gathered from the Atlantic Ocean...

As a byproduct it also creates 6.0+ earthquakes all over the place...

Holy shit... the government must really need to get some shit sold to cook the books this month... the snowicane they're baking up is moving milk and bread off the shelves like no ones business...

Snowicane by Jared Ohinger February 25, 2010

snowcaine 

A drug kids can have.easy to find in winter

Where my snowcaine seller

snowcaine by the_messed_up_one69 April 12, 2015

Snowlane 

An occurrence in cities that get snow where roads that may have once been nicely divided into 3 lanes turn into two very distinct lanes due to the tracks which are repeatedly driven in. Such snowlanes adhere to no actual laws, rhyme or reason but merely the easiest and most common paths to drive. At any given time you may find that the snowlane you are driving in appears to be directly in the middle of two lanes and the dividing line is right in the middle of your lane. This is acceptable and there's really nothing you can do until the snow plows clear it, or if its forged in ice, the spring comes.

"What the fuck, the white line is right in the middle of this snowlane"
"Ya in the spring there's actually three lanes on this road but I guess it got turned into two snowlanes"

Snowlane by weezybabyF January 5, 2009

Ghetto Snowcone

A black girl who is sporting a bright, unnatural colored weave or hairdo.

I seen La'Trice Walking down the street today wearing her new green weave. She looked like a ghetto snowcone!

Ghetto Snowcone by Jerm Penn February 25, 2011

Doggie Doo Snowcone 

As defined by former GWAR member The Sexecutioner, a doggie doo snowcone is the last of his sexual demands outlined the song of his namesake; the previous demands being: genital herpes, golden showers, and a spiked dog collar. This final demand, the doggie doo snowcone, is a rather obscure take on the classic yellow snowcone, however fresh dog shit is substituted in the place of urine. Now a cone full of snow, topped with steamy dog feces does not complete the act of "doing" a doggie doo snowcone. In order to finish this transaction, the cone must be fervently mashed against some part, preferably the face, of a person's body while engaged in a sexual act.

Randy got an "F" on his spelling test; that night he went without his doggie doo snowcone. He was, however, still raped by his father.

Doggie Doo Snowcone by Brent Smagler August 19, 2012