Definitions by LowBrow

Snowpocalypse 2010 

The brain damaging hype of a three foot blizzard affecting the southern maryland region that has reporters excited over mind numbingly routine tasks.

Snowpocalypse 2010 Coverage:

"This is so and so reporting from a huge mound in Chevy Chase!"; "People are walking!"; "People are outside drinking coffee!"; "She has on red boots and a backpack!"; "Driving is dangerous!"

Snowpocalypse 2010 by LowBrow February 6, 2010

Money Kid 

That guy in high school who walks around at lunch bumming change for tater tots or mega-cookies. For a good bribe, he'll take on any dare.

Dude: "Hey money kid, I'll give you a dollar to eat that cracker that john squeezed between his butt cheeks!"

Nube: "Make it two dollars? Consider it done."

Money Kid by LowBrow February 5, 2010

snowblow 

Felatio performed amidst a flurry of dandruff that was kicked up by the performer going through the motions.

Seeing is believing

Dude: "Can I borrow your snowblower?"

Other Dude: "Bahahahhahahah."

Dude: "What?!"

snowblow by LowBrow February 5, 2010

genettabrow effect 

The resulting misunderstanding that Jason Schwartzman and Jennifer Connelly procreated upon observation of a particularly thick uni-brow.

The observed browline is also referred to as an omni-brow. Because it can be discerned from all vantage points near or far, its presence is felt.

Dude: "Look at that omni-brow! Did Jason Schwartzman and Jeffifer Connelly have a kid?"

Dude 2: "Nah, thats just the genettabrow effect."

genettabrow effect by LowBrow February 4, 2010