Snowiecide 

The period in time where Snowmen (.. Or Snowomen,) become bored with the world and decide enough is enough.

"Seen that half melted Snowman?"

"Yeah, looks like it committed Snowiecide"

Snowiecide by lickeldevil March 28, 2012

Snoricide 

The act of killing an extremely loud snoring person. This is usually done by nudging, pushing, kicking and loudly sighing the person to death.

"This is clearly a case of snoricide. He died as a result of futile efforts to get him to wake up and stop snoring. At times attempts to get him to wake up included kicking, poking, jumping on the bed and loudly sighing 'wake-up and stop snoring dammit!' to no avail. The outcome was inevitable."

Snoricide by Insomniagirl February 22, 2013

slowicide 

To commit suicide passively, via slow self-destruction, i.e., alcoholism, drug addiction, smoking.

The sad person committed slowicide by continuing to smoke and drink despite doctors' warnings that doing so would result in an untimely death.

slowicide by Ann_Hedonia August 4, 2008

snooicide 

Posting something really risky on Reddit that you really want to post but that you know you'll get downvoted a lot or even banned for.

My friend committed snooicide about Minecraft: Caves & Cliffs last night.

snooicide by Mr. Twinkieface October 9, 2020

slowicide 

(v.) The intentional taking of one's own life over a extended period of time, through self-destructive behavior.

It took 20 years, but he finally succeeded in committing slowicide by smoking heavily and drinking a quart of vodka every day.

slowicide by AnneHedonia August 20, 2008

slowicide 

An indirect form of suicide referring to self-destructive behavior that will result in one's death if not stopped.

He committed slowicide by drinking a quart of whiskey each day, despite his doctor's warnings.

slowicide by Helena_Handbasket August 14, 2008

snowicidal

Emotional state of many people in the throes of one of the worst winters on record, exacerbated by sitting at home stranded while watching the ceiling crumble from ice dam leaks.

Shoveling out from the latest twenty inch snowstorm while watching her house crumble, Mary felt extremely snowicidal, especially when she discovered that she had been plowed in again.

snowicidal by blankford February 22, 2011