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snoosher 

Someone who doesn't want a 3some
Lame person who his very prude
You)Dude have a 3some with your bi gf.
Dude) Na im good man
You) Man ur such a snoosher

You) why didnt u kiss her
Dude) Cuz idk...
You) You are such a snoosher
snoosher by Diggitdogdog January 11, 2009
Words you can keep

Sloosher 

A guy that likes to make out with a female, after that same female has given him oral pleasure nad he has jizzed in her mouth.
Max: Dude, Monica sucked Tom off last night and he blew in her mouth, then afterwards I seen him kissing her
James: What a sloosher
Sloosher by Nick Sierko August 22, 2006
What you call your windshield wiper fluid nozzles. Due to the sound some models of vehicles make.
Shit, my windshield is dirty. I better hit the skoosher and clean this shit off.
Skoosher by Sir Radge January 21, 2011

Smoosher 

A nickname for the 2 best people in the world
I love my smoosher
Smoosher by Steady10101 May 10, 2018

Scooshers 

Scottish word for water that is ejected from a car to clean its windows.
"Here mate, your windscreen is absolutely boggin, turn your scooshers on"
Scooshers by metalfacemark July 27, 2018

snoocher 

The nice wet moist spot in between a womans' thys were penises are frequently injected and/or sometimes fingers or dildos or a 40 of mickeys.

Also an insult substitute for a bitch ass motherfucker, or pussyfied cock slapper.
You look so hot I want to bury my face in your sweet sweet snoocher!! I wanna fuck some snoocher!!!!!!!!!! Yay for snoocher!

Dean is a dirty fucking snoocher! Quit being a snoocher Dean! I'm gonna kick you in the snoocher.
snoocher by Dean Snoochertwat November 10, 2007

Swoosher 

(verb) To swoosh away in a swipe all the nonsense that eats our battery life.
Stephanie is the best Swoosher that Maria has ever known.
Swoosher by Einahpets August 11, 2013
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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