snoocher

The nice wet moist spot in between a womans' thys were penises are frequently injected and/or sometimes fingers or dildos or a 40 of mickeys.

Also an insult substitute for a bitch ass motherfucker, or pussyfied cock slapper.

You look so hot I want to bury my face in your sweet sweet snoocher!! I wanna fuck some snoocher!!!!!!!!!! Yay for snoocher!

Dean is a dirty fucking snoocher! Quit being a snoocher Dean! I'm gonna kick you in the snoocher.

by Dean Snoochertwat November 10, 2007

kitty-smoocher

1. A young troublemaker between the ages of 12 and 19 with long scruffy hair in his/her face, typically wears any type of skater sneaker along with a hoodie sweatshirt, and constantly gets in trouble for participating in brainless activities or causing disturbances (i.e. pulling plants out of the ground and throwing them at moving cars).

2. a young troublemaker between the ages of 12 and 19 that travels in peer groups of 6-10; can be seen riding outside on bikes and skateboards while screaming "you are a kitty smoocher" at passers-by, or at hang-out places like malls, movie theaters or the local A&W.

This term originated in RI, after definition #2 actually started happening to people in the area.

Jay: I was outside yesterday trying to fix my car, and a bunch of kids with scruffy hair on bikes and skateboards rode by screaming unintelligible words, what is that all about?

Me: Oh, it's just the neighborhood kitty-smoochers at it again, just ignore them.

by jadex99 January 14, 2011

Cock Smoocher

peepee puffer, dick sucker, pole smoker
anything to do with lips around the male organ.

Josh is a gay cock smoocher!

by jfmjr January 14, 2009

PeePee SMOOCHER

A Homosexual male, that when in a feel good mood will smooch a penis.

Dude, Look at that Liberachi lookin Mother Fucker. I'd be willing to bet he's a PeePee SMOOCHER.

by Michael A. Mashke September 11, 2005

Whisker Smoocher

A whisker smoocher is usually a gay (or bisexual) male that has an attraction to men with beards, facial hair (whiskers), and overall grit. Unlike the stereotypical gay person with modern fashion sense, whisker smoochers are usually found hanging around construction sites, dive bars, and truck stops with Carhartt jackets and work boots.

Tony: Hey did you know that guy from the bar that kept talking to you all night?
Zack: No, I think he was just some whisker smoocher that was digging my rugged hands and epic beard.
Tony: Woah. Didn't think I was witnessing a Brokeback Mountain type of situation....

by Great Seany October 1, 2017

Coochi Snorcher

A name for the female genatalia.

"My mama tella me in a scary, loud, life-threatening voice to stop scratching my Coochi Snorcher." - The Vagina Monolouges by Eve Ensler

by Felix the Fetus February 4, 2009

Peter-smoocher

A male/husband who is hiding that they are gay, finding a wife to keep it from family, friends, etc.. And gets caught shoving objects in their rectum in the middle of the night by their wife and denying any gay activity.

Damn, did you hear about her husband? He turned out to be a Peter-smoocher. That's wild huh?!

by Peter-smoochExWife! December 11, 2016