sniffables

a powdery drug that you can snort

-hey bro, how ya doin'?
-aight broski, I would've been much better if I hadn'd done all those sniffables last night

by @ukray4real March 31, 2023

Test Sniffles

The sniffles you get during a test by tilting your head downward and allowing your sinuses to drain out toward your nose (causing a runny nose). This is worsened by allergies or a recent illness. The only known cure for the Test Sniffles are to slump your back and shift your legs foward so that your head stays upright and your eyes peer downward.

I was failing an English test when I realized that suddenly, everyone in the room was sniffling. I quickly jumped out the window and drove home to submit a definition on Urban Dictionary before anyone else. I decided to call this phenomenon "Test Sniffles"

by abrakadabralakazam March 21, 2010

sniffles

the act of sniffing for two hours straight during the finals and being annoying to everyone around you

David: "Yo, did you hear hermit have the sniffles during chemisty?
Peter: "Yeah, must be allergic to hair oil.."

by Dabito February 24, 2011

Snifflles

The biggest douche-fag known to all Steam gamers. He is known to mic spam, rage, prop spam/kill and minge up every RP and probably even a DM server in every Source game he visits. Also known as one of those high-pitched 10 year olds who has no friends.

Annoyed Player: Snifflles, stop hitting me with those damn stoves, I'm trying to build something.
Snifflles: NU! juts chill out
Annoyed Player: Grow up, queerfag.
Snifflles: NO U
Annoyed Player: wow, that joke is so overused. Get a life, fag bag.
Snifflles: NO U (Spamming the chat box)
An Admin has joined the game.
An Admin banned player Snifflles (Kicked and banned)
Snifflles: (turns emo and starts raging in Steam Friends)

by afro-samurai August 23, 2009

Cum Sniffles

Congestion of the sinuses due to (male/female) ejaculate protruding the nose, typically from the act of oral sex.

"Dude, I was eating out my girlfriend last night and she came so hard she gave me the cum sniffles!"

"Gross!"

by Christian Shane King February 24, 2009

spliffables

Any potential objects and/or consumables that have anything to do with the manufacturing of spliffs.

Marijuana, Skins, tobacco, filter paper, tips, grinders, lighter, saliva, lungs, brains(some), psychadelic bugs.
"Could you pass me my spliffables, so we can get this party started?"
"F+ck man I lost all my spliffables!"

by Mr Weegels September 27, 2006

piggy sniffles

A term used to describe the swine flu to children.

I'm sorry Vince, but Patrick can't come over to play today because he has the piggy sniffles.

by hobbeston1 May 2, 2009