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Gossip Sneezer 

Someone that listens to (sniffs up) gossip and spreads it around to other people (sneezes it out)
Boy: I told my homeboys what you said

Girl: I told you that secret in confidence! You’re such a gossip sneezer
Gossip Sneezer by Kaila Cole August 13, 2019

Sneezestipated 

You know that feeling when you really have to sneeze but it just won't come? Well now it has a word. Sneezestipation is a problem experienced by millions, lets spread the word. Literally...the word.
Pepe: What's wrong?
Sneezestipated Pepe: Ah...ah...ah....
Sneezestipated Pepe: Damn it I can't sneeze! I've been so sneezestipated lately.
Pepe: Aw that sucks!
Sneezestipated by mugglesarentreal February 2, 2016

Free-Sneezer 

An individual who sneezes openly, obnoxiously and without restraint. Free-sneezers have no regard for the health or comfort of those around them. They're either unaware or simply don't care about the germ-ridden mist launched from their mouths at 100mph after an unhindered sneeze. Mist that can hover in the surrounding air for up to an hour.
You'll get sick going on road trips with Robert. He's a shameless free-sneezer.
Free-Sneezer by LeighRay November 21, 2011
A shit that spreads like a sneeze and spashes back at your arse, leaving a slight cold feeling.
"I had a pain in my stomach from eating too many sausages. I sat at the shitter and left a sneezer in the bowl. It was the A-bomb!
sneezer by Kristofolis May 27, 2005

glitter sneezer 

A term for a flamboyant homosexual man.
I can't believe Aaron's wife was surprised when he came out of the closet. He's always been such a glitter sneezer.
glitter sneezer by Beirut Brew Baby December 18, 2012

Spokane Sneezer 

The act of performing anal sex on a woman and throwing pepper in her face, causing her to sneeze and involuntarily contract her anus around your penis.
When Bob gave Cindy a Spokane Sneezer, she puckered so tight, it blew a blood vessel on his junk.
Spokane Sneezer by TurdNinja August 31, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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