Sneezeism

A person who dislikes others who sneezes

Im feeling quite Sneezeism towards you right now

Sneezeism by AMemeADay April 22, 2021

steeleism

An error in speech. These errors generally occur with the use of run on sentences in speech. Essentially the listener is bombarded with dependent clauses which are out of order in terms of theme and/or chronology. Common characteristics include (but are not limited to) improper grammar usage, extreme redundancy, logical fallacies, and a general disregard of the rules of the English language. Listeners often feel as if their IQ is actually dropping while being lectured with steeleisms.

If I have to here anymore god damn steeleisms I'll shoot myself.

Ben sat there chanting steeleisms, "Also too... hence...that, which.... which.... meaning.... also too... BIG PICTURE!"

steeleism by Lolcatlove November 11, 2011

sneezegasm 

An urban legend has it that if you sneeze 7 times in a row you will orgasm. An orgasm achieved this way is known as a Sneezegasm.

With this hayfever I've been blowing snot outta my face all week, but this morning I swear it was so bad I had a sneezegasm and I'd already used up almost all my kleenex. I had goo drippin' outta me top and bottom and only enough left to wipe one or the other. So basically my underwear is glued to me now.

sneezegasm by Mister Hughes. March 25, 2007

Sneezestipated 

You know that feeling when you really have to sneeze but it just won't come? Well now it has a word. Sneezestipation is a problem experienced by millions, lets spread the word. Literally...the word.

Pepe: What's wrong?
Sneezestipated Pepe: Ah...ah...ah....
Sneezestipated Pepe: Damn it I can't sneeze! I've been so sneezestipated lately.
Pepe: Aw that sucks!

Sneezestipated by mugglesarentreal February 2, 2016

sneezgasm 

when one orgasms from sneezing 8 times in a row or more.

Cora had a sneezgasm last night!

sneezgasm by Mill33 June 28, 2011

sneezeiure 

To sneeze multiple times in an excessive amount.

1:<sneeze>
1:<sneeze>
1:<sneeze>
1:<sneeze>
1:<sneeze>
2:OMG this kid is having a sneezeiure!1!1one!!eleven
1:<sneeze>

sneezeiure by Ma-Rak January 13, 2008

Sneezecumpoop 

Verb - (SnEEze-Cum-Poop)We call this the tri-fecta all of the feel good bodily releases. The Sneeze the Cum or orgasm and of course the poop. no the actual poop but act of pooping. We do not suggest trying this at home as you may internally combust. Please seek medical attention or a toilet and tissues as soon as you feel the oncoming symptoms.

We are unsure but we know the sneezecumpoop is messy.

Sneezecumpoop by Shmick and Shmal November 5, 2009