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Gossip Sneezer 

Someone that listens to (sniffs up) gossip and spreads it around to other people (sneezes it out)
Boy: I told my homeboys what you said

Girl: I told you that secret in confidence! You’re such a gossip sneezer
Gossip Sneezer by Kaila Cole August 13, 2019

Sneezestipated 

You know that feeling when you really have to sneeze but it just won't come? Well now it has a word. Sneezestipation is a problem experienced by millions, lets spread the word. Literally...the word.
Pepe: What's wrong?
Sneezestipated Pepe: Ah...ah...ah....
Sneezestipated Pepe: Damn it I can't sneeze! I've been so sneezestipated lately.
Pepe: Aw that sucks!
Sneezestipated by mugglesarentreal February 2, 2016

Free-Sneezer 

An individual who sneezes openly, obnoxiously and without restraint. Free-sneezers have no regard for the health or comfort of those around them. They're either unaware or simply don't care about the germ-ridden mist launched from their mouths at 100mph after an unhindered sneeze. Mist that can hover in the surrounding air for up to an hour.
You'll get sick going on road trips with Robert. He's a shameless free-sneezer.
Free-Sneezer by LeighRay November 21, 2011
A shit that spreads like a sneeze and spashes back at your arse, leaving a slight cold feeling.
"I had a pain in my stomach from eating too many sausages. I sat at the shitter and left a sneezer in the bowl. It was the A-bomb!
sneezer by Kristofolis May 27, 2005

glitter sneezer 

I can't believe Aaron's wife was surprised when he came out of the closet. He's always been such a glitter sneezer.
glitter sneezer by Beirut Brew Baby December 18, 2012

Spokane Sneezer 

The act of performing anal sex on a woman and throwing pepper in her face, causing her to sneeze and involuntarily contract her anus around your penis.
When Bob gave Cindy a Spokane Sneezer, she puckered so tight, it blew a blood vessel on his junk.
Spokane Sneezer by TurdNinja August 31, 2011