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Sneezestipated 

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You know that feeling when you really have to sneeze but it just won't come? Well now it has a word. Sneezestipation is a problem experienced by millions, lets spread the word. Literally...the word.
Pepe: What's wrong?
Sneezestipated Pepe: Ah...ah...ah....
Sneezestipated Pepe: Damn it I can't sneeze! I've been so sneezestipated lately.
Pepe: Aw that sucks!
Sneezestipated by mugglesarentreal February 2, 2016

monthly jellyfish sneezes 

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When a girl is on her period and she sneezes and it feels like a jellyfish came out her vagina
"I have a serious case of the Monthly Jellyfish Sneezes..."

sneezen't 

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The feeling when you're about to sneeze, but don't.
-Bro, why did you stoped talking so suddenly?
-I just had a sneezen't...
sneezen't by Koda0903 November 30, 2018

sneezeshit 

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Dude 1 "Ahhchue..." Dude 2 "Hey, brah you smell like you just sneezeshit yourself."
sneezeshit by Lefty Malone December 6, 2018

Devon Sneezes 

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A long progression of short, tiny and quiet sneezes. There must be at least six consecutive sneezes in a row, and they can be no louder than a 20 decibels.
Person 1: (sneezes twice loudly)

Person 2: Sorry dude, but those don't count as Devon Sneezes!

Person 1: (sneezes seventeen times in a row near silently)

Person 2: There you go!

beer sneezes 

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The epidemic of almost uncontrollable sneezing after having a few cold ones. Possibly a slight allergic reaction, but further study is required. A temporary cure is more drinks to numb the nasal passages.
man, why can’t you stop sneezing?”
“ it’s the beer sneezes, man.” “here have another one, and have a cigarette too, that’ll stop ‘em.”
“thanks man,”

*procedes to light cigarette, chug beer, and wait for sneezing to stop.
beer sneezes by Afm3 November 12, 2017
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Friend 1: Minimap
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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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