sneezens
sneezens by raisinpusher January 18, 2008
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Sneezestipated
You know that feeling when you really have to sneeze but it just won't come? Well now it has a word. Sneezestipation is a problem experienced by millions, lets spread the word. Literally...the word.
Pepe: What's wrong?
Sneezestipated Pepe: Ah...ah...ah....
Sneezestipated Pepe: Damn it I can't sneeze! I've been so sneezestipated lately.
Pepe: Aw that sucks!
Sneezestipated Pepe: Ah...ah...ah....
Sneezestipated Pepe: Damn it I can't sneeze! I've been so sneezestipated lately.
Pepe: Aw that sucks!
Sneezestipated by mugglesarentreal February 2, 2016
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Devon Sneezes
A long progression of short, tiny and quiet sneezes. There must be at least six consecutive sneezes in a row, and they can be no louder than a 20 decibels.
Person 1: (sneezes twice loudly)
Person 2: Sorry dude, but those don't count as Devon Sneezes!
Person 1: (sneezes seventeen times in a row near silently)
Person 2: There you go!
Person 2: Sorry dude, but those don't count as Devon Sneezes!
Person 1: (sneezes seventeen times in a row near silently)
Person 2: There you go!
Devon Sneezes by CaptainMurdock June 5, 2011
beer sneezes
The epidemic of almost uncontrollable sneezing after having a few cold ones. Possibly a slight allergic reaction, but further study is required. A temporary cure is more drinks to numb the nasal passages.
“ man, why can’t you stop sneezing?”
“ it’s the beer sneezes, man.” “here have another one, and have a cigarette too, that’ll stop ‘em.”
“thanks man,”
*procedes to light cigarette, chug beer, and wait for sneezing to stop.
“ it’s the beer sneezes, man.” “here have another one, and have a cigarette too, that’ll stop ‘em.”
“thanks man,”
*procedes to light cigarette, chug beer, and wait for sneezing to stop.
beer sneezes by Afm3 November 12, 2017