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shattered the glass 

A moment of realisation that changes your perception on something.

When you realise a friend has an annoying habit and then that's all you notice about the person and it kind of ruins them.
I thought Jackson was cool until I realised all he talks about is golf and it's just completely shattered the glass

Shattered Mast 

N. When a girl who is riding slips off and crashes down on the mans erect penis, shattering his "mast" like the tentacle of the mighty kraken
"Wanna do some squats breh?"
"No thanks, still sore from a shattered mast"

William Shatnered 

William Shatnered by Phartman December 24, 2009

shittered 

drunk, stoned, pissed out of one's tree, hammered, etc
holy fuck, i was just shittered last night!
shittered by Jenny August 3, 2004

snatters 

Northern Ireland slang for Snot, Bogies, boogers in particular the runny outstream from the nose during a cold.
"Don't wipe your snatters on your sleeve!"
snatters by FatFrankie November 27, 2007

scattered smothered and covered 

Slang for a way of ordering hashbrowns at The Waffle House diners. Scattered smothered and covered means that the hashbrowns are scattered on the grill, smothered with diced onions, and covered with melted cheese.
After a long night of drinking, you have to head down to The Waffle House at 3am and get em scattered smothered and covered.