The act of attempting to shit but coming up short by just farting.
One sits on a toilet with all intentions of shitting. Everything is in line... all your normal bodily signals are telling you it's time to shit. But then you realize your just snatting...aka your farting your brains out to no avail... the shit just isn't going to come out. At this point you count your loses, shrug your shoulders and yell SNATTERS!
A staticbox used by TV networks on the sidelines of NFL games. The snatterbox is a trap-type box for holding cords and other important technical types of things.
Explosive Diarrhea that is so intense and comes with such force from your butthole, that it creates an intense spatter pattern on the toilet seat. Sometimes fecal debris on the cheeks of ones ass, and areas surrounding may result. If it gets extreme, it may even leave brown marks on the tank of the toilet. Also similar to a nuclear explosion, except its brown and smells.
I almost did not make it to the bathroom, because I knew massive diarrhea was about to occur. When I arrived, I left a spatterspray so intense, that it blew out my o-ring and left mass spatters of destruction in/around the toilet seat and stained my underwear.
When 2 or more people go number 2 on a rock then, once the rock is completely covered in human excrement the players toss it back and fourth like a game of Hot Potato
Michael And Joseph are so gross! Look at them playing scatterstone!
Max broke up with me because he saw me scatterstoneing with Brandon
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).