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SnatchMaster 

n., gym machines for leg exercises. Known in the fitness industry formally as "hip abductor" and "hip adductor," the user is seated, either with pads between the knees or knees beween the pads. Legs are spread as wide as possible and then brought together while user encounters weight resistance from the machine. Frequented almost exclusively by women club members who appear to find the exercise rewarding, presumably because of superior lower-body strength.
"Every time I come to the gym, there's Ms. Thunderthighs, flapping away at the SnatchMaster."
SnatchMaster by Manalto December 23, 2013
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snatch blaster 

an individual (usually a male) known for not only intercepting and appreciating ones snatch, but for literally blasting it with a huge load, skeet skeet, blasted in that snatch.
"yo did you see how crusty tiffanys cunt was, her man must be a mega mega snatch blaster."
snatch blaster by sideshow slim November 29, 2009

snatchalater 

A guy who asks for a bj and promises to give
you oral in return, but never does.
Ed didn't return the favor last night. He's such a snatchalater.
snatchalater by Darrenteed June 9, 2007

snatchmaster 

me: i splooged all over jimmy's mama's hotbox last night

other kid: you are the snatchmaster yo!
snatchmaster by Urban Dictionary January 8, 2009
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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