snarrot

A snarrot is a snake that has eaten a carrot

Look at my snarrot.

snarrot by ~snarrot,, August 25, 2017

Snarkotunities 

Deliberately engaging in a lame or boring activity (e.g. watching a terrible movie, going to a wedding reception for people you don't like, or attending a Coldplay concert) for the express purpose of making fun of said activity. The television program Mystery Science Theater 3000 had the bad movie version of this down to a science. Simply, the opportunity to snark.

The matching questions on that dating site are terribly inane but answering them provides plenty of snarkotunities.

I was pretty confident that "Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!" would be a crappy film, but the snarkotunity potential was too high to pass it up.

Snarkotunities by Mike B. & Dr. Bex November 18, 2011

Sharrot 

Sharrot is the ship name of Shark and Carrot

Person: I ship sharrot
Person 2:sharrot?
Person: Yeah they are a cute ass couple

Sharrot by CommanderQ June 16, 2021

Sharrot 

The ship name of HaphazardSheep’s (streamer) friend, shark and her gf carrot

Person 1:Sharrot is adorable
Person 2:Ikr They are a match made in heaven

Sharrot by CommanderQ June 16, 2021

scarrot 

To 'scarrot': To masturbate furiously whilst blindfolded onto a spinning globe, then see where it takes you.

Benson: Did you hear about Tarquin?
Reginald: No
Benson: He scarroted and ended up in Bishkek
Reginald: Yikes!!!

scarrot by Tim Croft May 30, 2006

snarcotic 

snark + narcotic, applied as an adjective

D-listed is snarcotic, I can't stop reading it.

snarcotic by Spin Sycle May 9, 2006

Sharrot 

sweet, kind and smart person. Sees the positive to everything, very pretty, so innocent

william: sharrot brought me carrot cake to make me feel better

Esther: she is so kind :)

Sharrot by blckdmnd December 1, 2021