Carrot

A food item that is in possession of a particular person. A carrot helps a person calm down once it's offered to the person that requires calming down. A natural rival of a cookie.

Have a carrot 🥕please calm yourself.

Carrot by A-A 1 January 3, 2021

Carrot

The annoying directioners. Normally between the ages of 8-12. A new directioner. A directioner who has just entered the fandom and feels as if they have to connect everyday words to one direction. Normal directioners will just ignore the use of the word "pussy" but carrots will automatically be like "ermahgerd hazza1!!1!!"

Girl 1: here's a spoon for your soup
Girl 2: oh my god Karen, you're so stupid, I can't use a spoon! Liam has a fear of spoons so I do to
Girl 1: stop being such a carrot

Carrot by tinaghevondian May 27, 2013

Carrot

WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL YOU SAD FUCKS LOOKING UP A CARROT?! ITS A FUCKING VEGETABLE

The dipshit looked up the definition of carrot.

Carrot by GlogTheCrusader March 1, 2019

Carrot

They say carrots help you with your vision at night, found my friend bleeding from their eyes with 2 carrots shoved in them, “they lied to me....” (in a deep voice)

...
Fuck

Do NOT eat carrots or vegetables you will die.
Ok -continues to shove carrots in eyes-

Carrot by Ahumanthatdoesntexist May 25, 2021

carrot

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, cucumbers,leeks.

When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

carrot by Jake February 25, 2004

carrot

A orange vegatable that are rich in vitamin K (good for your eyes, I think)
and is used as a dildo,
and used to teach naive girls how to give BJs.

Carrots may be good for your eyes, but they have many other uses.

carrot by emma February 26, 2005

Carrot

A woman of exquisite beauty; she is extremely pleasing to look upon; like a carrot, she is good for the eyes.

"Yo, that girl is Carrot. I could gaze at that beauty all day."

Carrot by The Rev NG8 August 4, 2018