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A food item that is in possession of a particular person. A carrot helps a person calm down once it's offered to the person that requires calming down. A natural rival of a cookie.
by A-A 1 January 03, 2021
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A euphemism for β€œkill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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Fans of One Direction who are typically under the age of 13 and still think that stupid, over used jokes are funny and use them on a daily basis. In public.
Carrot: I dont eat with spoons cause Liam doesnt!!!!!!1! VAS HAPPENIN! I eat carrots!!!11!
Me: Please shut up.
by WaddupMyBrotha August 09, 2012
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The annoying directioners. Normally between the ages of 8-12. A new directioner. A directioner who has just entered the fandom and feels as if they have to connect everyday words to one direction. Normal directioners will just ignore the use of the word "pussy" but carrots will automatically be like "ermahgerd hazza1!!1!!"
Girl 1: here's a spoon for your soup
Girl 2: oh my god Karen, you're so stupid, I can't use a spoon! Liam has a fear of spoons so I do to
Girl 1: stop being such a carrot
by tinaghevondian May 27, 2013
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fans of one direction who are too naive and take everything that they boys jokes about literally
they dwell on the comments of youtube videos, twitter and occasionally the awful tumblr blog
"i dont use spoons because liam hates spoons"

"I LOVE CARROTS"

"they're all straight"
by idkme November 01, 2012
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a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, cucumbers,leeks.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
by Jake February 25, 2004
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A orange vegatable that are rich in vitamin K (good for your eyes, I think)
and is used as a dildo,
and used to teach naive girls how to give BJs.
Carrots may be good for your eyes, but they have many other uses.
by emma February 26, 2005
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