snarbot 

To have an electronic devise act up, make an unusual noise (like a snarl), or unexpectedly shut down on you for no apparent reason. Your devise has become a 'snarbot' when it chooses to act against you and all your laxidazical desire to mindlessly enjoy hours of idle 'computer/phone/ipad' time.

My cell phone is a snarbot! It blacked out when I was typing an extremely important text to so and so...

snarbot by marfsmereereaasdfasdf July 24, 2017

snarrot

A snarrot is a snake that has eaten a carrot

Look at my snarrot.

snarrot by ~snarrot,, August 25, 2017

Snarkotunities 

Deliberately engaging in a lame or boring activity (e.g. watching a terrible movie, going to a wedding reception for people you don't like, or attending a Coldplay concert) for the express purpose of making fun of said activity. The television program Mystery Science Theater 3000 had the bad movie version of this down to a science. Simply, the opportunity to snark.

The matching questions on that dating site are terribly inane but answering them provides plenty of snarkotunities.

I was pretty confident that "Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!" would be a crappy film, but the snarkotunity potential was too high to pass it up.

Snarkotunities by Mike B. & Dr. Bex November 18, 2011

Starbots 

Mindless robots that frequent Starbucks® coffee shops.

Jane: Want to meet me at Starbucks® for a latte?
John: No thanks, the Starbots make me nervous.

Jim, to Janet: Is that your 4th macchiato today?! Don't be such a Starbot!

Julie: God, I just love my mocha frappuccino®!
Jason: Get some taste, Starbucks® is the Walmart® of coffee. Fucking Starbots.

Starbots by nearly civilized October 17, 2010

snarcotic 

snark + narcotic, applied as an adjective

D-listed is snarcotic, I can't stop reading it.

snarcotic by Spin Sycle May 9, 2006

Lord Snarebottom 

A guy from New York City, whom is totally and hopelessly infatuated with Kylie Minogue.

A gifted musician and composer from New York City.

Whenever there is a poll in a specific phpBB forum, you must include the option "I hat Lord Snarebottom", or the results will be useless.

Lord Snarebottom is totally infatuated by Kylie Minogue.

Lord Snarebottom by Bill Anderson Jr. December 14, 2008

Sarboty 

A word used in the arabic country 'Kuwait' meaning a pimp or person who has lots of bitches.

Gawad 9aye3 Sarsary Sarboty

Sarboty by buya3ga November 27, 2012