snailware
A (mostly) crowdfunded software, being developed at the slowest possible pace to make profit from its own crowdfunding.
snailware by wisperastronautics February 5, 2022
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snailgater
A person driving behind you or in the next lane who speeds up to pass you, only to slow down to less than your speed when he does so.
snailgater by SLLGs October 2, 2008
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snailware • Snailbate • Snailure • Shailareeta • Snailbaker • snailface • Snailfred • snailgater • snailmate • snailpaper
Snailure
Jamie- "Hi ill have one fries please"
Matt- "Wow what a retard did he really just say that? Hes a snailure who probably drinks his own cum."
Matt- "Wow what a retard did he really just say that? Hes a snailure who probably drinks his own cum."
Snailure by lil pga pro 1 May 15, 2009
Snailbate
when you masterbate but run out of lube or lotion then sneezing into the palms of your hand(s) using mucus as the substitute.
snailure
jenny and her friends are having a sleep over
jill sneaks off with jan to jenny's brothers room
jill gives jenny's brother a snail trail (when a girl wipes her pussy across someone's face )
jenny's brother wakes up not knowing what's going on
jill get's scared and pees in his face
jan runs back and tells all her friends and tells then anout how much a snailure jill is
jill sneaks off with jan to jenny's brothers room
jill gives jenny's brother a snail trail (when a girl wipes her pussy across someone's face )
jenny's brother wakes up not knowing what's going on
jill get's scared and pees in his face
jan runs back and tells all her friends and tells then anout how much a snailure jill is
snailpaper
(n.) - the print edition of the daily newspaper which arrives in the morning on your doorstep with news that is already old and stale by at least 12 hours
"I am sick and tired of reading the snailpaper edition of the New York Times! By the time it arrives, the front page is already old news. I much prefer reading the Times online website with the up-dated news as it happens."
-- overheard at a bar in the East Village in Manhattan, November 15, 2009
-- overheard at a bar in the East Village in Manhattan, November 15, 2009
snailpaper by PRwiz101 November 21, 2009
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026
pajama casual
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026