snailware 

A (mostly) crowdfunded software, being developed at the slowest possible pace to make profit from its own crowdfunding.

$100,000,000 and 5 years of development just to reach 20%
This game is a snailware!

snailware by wisperastronautics February 5, 2022

snailgater 

A person driving behind you or in the next lane who speeds up to pass you, only to slow down to less than your speed when he does so.

I need to get out of this lane, but this fucking snailgater just sped up and blocked me in.

snailgater by SLLGs October 2, 2008

Snailure 

Its so much worse than a fail that it can only be described by something that a snail probably did.

Jamie- "Hi ill have one fries please"

Matt- "Wow what a retard did he really just say that? Hes a snailure who probably drinks his own cum."

Snailure by lil pga pro 1 May 15, 2009

Snailfred

A swaggy snail that was experimented on by A.J the mad scientist l, the snail is hey cause she's a swaggy snail. You can call your swaggy gay friends snailfred cause it is so very swaggy. Snailfreds are always swagger than their friends, for example Chrissynado

Person 1: "Chrissynado is so swaggy"
Person 2: "stop lieing we all know that Snailfreds are better"

Snailfred by Andi.M April 8, 2021

Snailbate 

when you masterbate but run out of lube or lotion then sneezing into the palms of your hand(s) using mucus as the substitute.

She was so dry to the point, where, I had to snailbate just so I’d finish” -your father

Snailbate by Daddyion April 7, 2020

snailure 

when some one fails at snail trailing

jenny and her friends are having a sleep over

jill sneaks off with jan to jenny's brothers room

jill gives jenny's brother a snail trail (when a girl wipes her pussy across someone's face )

jenny's brother wakes up not knowing what's going on

jill get's scared and pees in his face

jan runs back and tells all her friends and tells then anout how much a snailure jill is

snailure by c0rn d0g March 2, 2011

snailpaper 

(n.) - the print edition of the daily newspaper which arrives in the morning on your doorstep with news that is already old and stale by at least 12 hours

"I am sick and tired of reading the snailpaper edition of the New York Times! By the time it arrives, the front page is already old news. I much prefer reading the Times online website with the up-dated news as it happens."

-- overheard at a bar in the East Village in Manhattan, November 15, 2009

snailpaper by PRwiz101 November 21, 2009