Snailfred

A swaggy snail that was experimented on by A.J the mad scientist l, the snail is hey cause she's a swaggy snail. You can call your swaggy gay friends snailfred cause it is so very swaggy. Snailfreds are always swagger than their friends, for example Chrissynado

Person 1: "Chrissynado is so swaggy"
Person 2: "stop lieing we all know that Snailfreds are better"

by Andi.M April 8, 2021

snailed

When your woman has dragged her naked, aroused pussy across part of your body, leaving a snail trail, you can say you've been snailed.

After I fucked her, Vivian snailed my leg. I had to take a shower to get the sticky pussy juice out of my leg hair.

by vastheman August 18, 2009

Snailure

Its so much worse than a fail that it can only be described by something that a snail probably did.

Jamie- "Hi ill have one fries please"

Matt- "Wow what a retard did he really just say that? Hes a snailure who probably drinks his own cum."

by lil pga pro 1 May 15, 2009

Snailed

When your girl is riding you and you finish inside her, then she proceeds to get up and drag the cum over your stomach up to your chest yelling "I'm a snail"

"Hey bro, my girl snailed me last night!"

by DasVWdaddy April 26, 2017

Snailed

after cumming on a girls facial region proceed to run the head of your penis down her cheek creating a cum trail know as a ''snail trail'

pastense-hey man i totally snailed the shit out of that bicth last night

presentense- dude im totally snailing this chick right now let me call you back......."SNAILLED IT!!!"

futuretense- yo man, you remeber destiny im ganna snail the shit out of her

by malone-CQ June 22, 2011

snailed

Online internet users are tricked into going to a video containing the MapleStory snail. There is also a very loud "snaaaaaaaaaaail" being shouted.

See Rick Roll

Bob: go to this website, it will show u what to do
Joe: wtf bob
Bob: u got snailed lololol

by Snail23 May 26, 2008

snailed it

Expression used by Internet comedians Grace Helbig and Mamrie Hart in their video HeyUSA's American Dream. Snailing it means nailing it but slowly (as a snail).

"Finally finished this project ! It took me way longer than I thought it would but I'm happy with the result."
"Yeah dude you snailed it."

by snailing November 7, 2014