snailgater 

A person driving behind you or in the next lane who speeds up to pass you, only to slow down to less than your speed when he does so.

I need to get out of this lane, but this fucking snailgater just sped up and blocked me in.

snailgater by SLLGs October 2, 2008

Snailgating 

1) The act of driving below the speed limit with the effect of backing-up otherwise normal traffic flow. Artificially creating a dangerous tailgating situation by holding a position on a multi-lane road, obstinately pacing another slow-moving vehicle in an adjacent lane, while purposefully avoiding eye contact through the rear view mirror. 2) Denying someone access to a public, or nominally "shared" resource (e.g., parking place, restaurant table, etc.) by lingering in/on the resource long enough to alter the mood of the person waiting. 3) Any passive-agressive act of intentionally underperforming in order to teach someone, usually someone perceived as a jerk, a lesson that more than likely they will never learn--otherwise, an utter waste of everyone's time.

The ambulance driver testified that if it weren't for the Prius driver snailgating, the heart attack patient she was driving to the hospital may have survived.

It's always the other guy snailgating; you would NEVER do that, right?

Scientific studies have proven that the snailgating of merge hoppers actually makes traffic worst than if everyone on the uses all the available road capacity

Snailgating by Roger 55 May 27, 2010

snailathron

Driving in a congested city road at snail's pace

Driving in Indian city roads of Bangalore is a exasperating snailathron experience.

snailathron by Patellonia August 10, 2017

Snailternity 

The concept of dropping a snail into a time-vortex in which the snail is forced to snail across all of time and space. More specifically, the concept of how mind-numbingly slow that process would be compared to say, Usain Bolt running across all of time and space. In other words, a really long, long, long time.

Carla: Wasn't Michael supposed to be here already? He said ten minutes tops.
Alec: Yeah, but Michael operates on a different time system. He takes a snailternity to get to places.

Snailternity by navidad May 13, 2014

Snailbate 

when you masterbate but run out of lube or lotion then sneezing into the palms of your hand(s) using mucus as the substitute.

She was so dry to the point, where, I had to snailbate just so I’d finish” -your father

Snailbate by Daddyion April 7, 2020

snailpaper 

(n.) - the print edition of the daily newspaper which arrives in the morning on your doorstep with news that is already old and stale by at least 12 hours

"I am sick and tired of reading the snailpaper edition of the New York Times! By the time it arrives, the front page is already old news. I much prefer reading the Times online website with the up-dated news as it happens."

-- overheard at a bar in the East Village in Manhattan, November 15, 2009

snailpaper by PRwiz101 November 21, 2009

snailmate 

A snailmate is reached when two parties continue negotiations but without any visible signs of progress whatsoever.

Washington Democrats and Republicans have again reached a snailmate in congressional budget negotiations.

snailmate by Lefty Juggler October 6, 2012