snailpaper 

(n.) - the print edition of the daily newspaper which arrives in the morning on your doorstep with news that is already old and stale by at least 12 hours

"I am sick and tired of reading the snailpaper edition of the New York Times! By the time it arrives, the front page is already old news. I much prefer reading the Times online website with the up-dated news as it happens."

-- overheard at a bar in the East Village in Manhattan, November 15, 2009

snailpaper by PRwiz101 November 21, 2009

snailgater 

A person driving behind you or in the next lane who speeds up to pass you, only to slow down to less than your speed when he does so.

I need to get out of this lane, but this fucking snailgater just sped up and blocked me in.

snailgater by SLLGs October 2, 2008

Snailbaker 

The kid who has discalcula and is bad at video games

Damn nigga this nerd 's last name is snailbaker

Snailbaker by Mr.Kaylor March 14, 2019