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Spurtburger

A sandwich that gushes condiments in a sudden ejacution of Mayo upon face
Hey Alvin, are you enjoying your spurtburger ?

Oh dangnabbit, Monti, this hoagie is a real spurtburger! I feel sullied.
Spurtburger by RandyBob June 12, 2019

shitburgers and dick cheese 

This is a an exclamation of extreme discontent that is meant to go beyond a simple "god damn it," or "fuck that." You can only say this phrase three or four times a year, or else it loses all meaning. It is Special. When you stub your toe in the middle of the night, it is a "god damn it" situation. When your car breaks down hundreds of miles from friend or family, at 3:00 AM, in the rain, and you just filled the gas tank, that is a "motherfucker" situation. When you decide to walk to work because it is such a nice day, only to hear a strange, whistling, noise, then look up and see a large A-bomb headed your way...that is a "shitburgers and dick cheese!" moment.
Huang just had morning sex with his wife in Hiroshima in 1945, and felt like a jolly good stroll. While petting a puppy and eating cotton candy, he looked up and saw a strange object hurtling towards him. He realized those crazy fliers about a giant bomb might be true and thought to himself "shitburgers and dick cheese," at least I got laid.

shitburger 

A euphemism for something that looks appetizing, or is believable, but is actually complete bullshit.
Don’t bite the shitburger!
shitburger by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019

slugburger 

A slug burger would be defined as a two faced son-of-a-bitch that would be a friend only to stomp you down when needed to rise in ranks
Bob is such a slugburger for getting the position by sabotaging me
slugburger by The Holy Pepe November 16, 2016

Shitburgers 

An angry, often violent outburst while drunk caused by pent up negative emotions over events that occured between 3 - 10 years in the past.
Stand back, John is having a shitburgers.

Jeez, I wonder what stupid event from the last few years caused this shitburgers?
Shitburgers by fungal_intersections January 21, 2013

Shitburger 

An alias for the 2009 PC Game title "Wolfenstein" which is universally considered the worst and most poorly designed of all in the legacy of the Wolfenstein property. Design and implementation by Raven software, most specifically lead designer Eric Biessman, many who have since called for an industry blacklist of his engagement on any future game titles.
Dude don't bother with Shitburger; Raven Software doesn't know what they are doing and Eric Biessman belongs in a different vocation.
Shitburger by LODE777 October 23, 2011
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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