Sudden explosion of diarrhea during sexual activity, usually at the expense of one partner. Named after Fox new celebrity Bambi Krill. And Burger King.
by RandyBob December 21, 2014
Hey Alvin, are you enjoying your spurtburger ?
Oh dangnabbit, Monti, this hoagie is a real spurtburger! I feel sullied.
Oh dangnabbit, Monti, this hoagie is a real spurtburger! I feel sullied.
by RandyBob June 13, 2019
When you have to pull out all the stops to remove the crippling odor from the bathroom before the next person uses it!
Randy frantically searched for matches, insence, candles, room spray, anything and everything he could find to depooplify the powder room.
by RandyBob August 28, 2021
Similar to a "turdburgler" (e.g. Ted Cruz), the "cumburgler" engages in a sneaky theft of one's vital essence. The secondary meaning is more literal, involving the theft of plastic containers from fertility clinics for the purpose of illicit breeding.
by RandyBob May 19, 2021
An individual with no aptitude for success who nonetheless presume competence. AKA, a skill-devoid mansplaining rube who is the unwitting object of ridicule over an extended period of time (for instance, their adulthood). AKA, a haughty knave, lacking in cunning and sophistication, who is ineffective in all pursuits, much to the irritation or amusement of his or her peer group. Usually male.
by RandyBob December 30, 2020
Commonly, a person, often a male musician or record collector, who is a fan of classic jizz, bebop jizz, big band jizz, and especially jizz fusion. Less commonly: an insatiable woman who craves the vital essence of strangers on busses, trains, and in the back of Arby's.
"Ever since he got that mysteriously sticky fedora, Jason seems like such a jizzbo". Or: "That jizzbo Helen better change skirts before she goes to Bible study; she reeks of au jus and sin."
by RandyBob August 10, 2021