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Definitions by RandyBob

Depooplify 

When you have to pull out all the stops to remove the crippling odor from the bathroom before the next person uses it!
Randy frantically searched for matches, insence, candles, room spray, anything and everything he could find to depooplify the powder room.
Depooplify by RandyBob August 27, 2021
Commonly, a person, often a male musician or record collector, who is a fan of classic jizz, bebop jizz, big band jizz, and especially jizz fusion. Less commonly: an insatiable woman who craves the vital essence of strangers on busses, trains, and in the back of Arby's.
"Ever since he got that mysteriously sticky fedora, Jason seems like such a jizzbo". Or: "That jizzbo Helen better change skirts before she goes to Bible study; she reeks of au jus and sin."
jizzbo by RandyBob August 10, 2021

cumburgler 

Similar to a "turdburgler" (e.g. Ted Cruz), the "cumburgler" engages in a sneaky theft of one's vital essence. The secondary meaning is more literal, involving the theft of plastic containers from fertility clinics for the purpose of illicit breeding.
"I feel so drained from being around Maria. She's such a cumburgler!"
cumburgler by RandyBob May 19, 2021

Dingus McLingus 

An individual with no aptitude for success who nonetheless presume competence. AKA, a skill-devoid mansplaining rube who is the unwitting object of ridicule over an extended period of time (for instance, their adulthood). AKA, a haughty knave, lacking in cunning and sophistication, who is ineffective in all pursuits, much to the irritation or amusement of his or her peer group. Usually male.
Don't let Dingus McLingus walk the dog. He'll probably let it get eaten by a hawk.
Dingus McLingus by RandyBob December 30, 2020

Spurtburger

A sandwich that gushes condiments in a sudden ejacution of Mayo upon face
Hey Alvin, are you enjoying your spurtburger ?

Oh dangnabbit, Monti, this hoagie is a real spurtburger! I feel sullied.
Spurtburger by RandyBob June 12, 2019

BK BROILER 

Sudden explosion of diarrhea during sexual activity, usually at the expense of one partner. Named after Fox new celebrity Bambi Krill. And Burger King.
He wanted to tickle her bum, but instead got a BK BROILER.
BK BROILER by RandyBob December 21, 2014