Definitions by RandyBob
Depooplify
When you have to pull out all the stops to remove the crippling odor from the bathroom before the next person uses it!
Randy frantically searched for matches, insence, candles, room spray, anything and everything he could find to depooplify the powder room.
Depooplify by RandyBob August 27, 2021
jizzbo
Commonly, a person, often a male musician or record collector, who is a fan of classic jizz, bebop jizz, big band jizz, and especially jizz fusion. Less commonly: an insatiable woman who craves the vital essence of strangers on busses, trains, and in the back of Arby's.
cumburgler
Similar to a "turdburgler" (e.g. Ted Cruz), the "cumburgler" engages in a sneaky theft of one's vital essence. The secondary meaning is more literal, involving the theft of plastic containers from fertility clinics for the purpose of illicit breeding.
cumburgler by RandyBob May 19, 2021
Dingus McLingus
An individual with no aptitude for success who nonetheless presume competence. AKA, a skill-devoid mansplaining rube who is the unwitting object of ridicule over an extended period of time (for instance, their adulthood). AKA, a haughty knave, lacking in cunning and sophistication, who is ineffective in all pursuits, much to the irritation or amusement of his or her peer group. Usually male.
Dingus McLingus by RandyBob December 30, 2020
Spurtburger
Hey Alvin, are you enjoying your spurtburger ?
Oh dangnabbit, Monti, this hoagie is a real spurtburger! I feel sullied.
Oh dangnabbit, Monti, this hoagie is a real spurtburger! I feel sullied.
Spurtburger by RandyBob June 12, 2019