smugnosis

the smugnosis is a cat with a smug expression. it is often used to express feelings of superiority or self-satisfaction.

Yo I can't believe you have the smugnosis.
Adam became the smugnosis.
Karen was fine untill she took the smugnosis.

smugnosis by verbatim2v May 23, 2026

Swedish Smugness 

The Swedes' uncanny ability to turn every conversation into "Our socialist way of life is better than yours because..."

Joe: "I have a toothache."

Magnus, seizing the opportunity to spread some Swedish smugness: "In Sweden, we get free preventative dentist coverage so we never get toothaches. That's why we pay 70% in taxes."

Swedish Smugness by JeezIsThisNameTaken June 5, 2014

smegmosis 

Closely derived from the two words smegma and osmosis, smegmosis is the process by which bits of annoying crapola, not necessarily smegma in the classical dictionary sense, move mysteriously from one location to another.

Tom: How did this load of smegmatic smegmoids get on my desk? They used to be on Julie's desk.

Ed: Ahh, the mysterious process of smegmosis has occured.

Tom: Isn't that just smegmificent?

smegmosis by Brandon De Graaf March 13, 2008

Scrabble Smugness 

noun. A special state of smugness experienced by a Scrabble player who is either winning or has recently had a very high-scoring word on the board.

Unlike normal smugness, Scrabble Smugness is notoriously difficult to hide and even statements such as "I was lucky that time" or "It's just the tiles" will do nothing to reassure the opponent(s) that there is no smugness.

Typically Scrabble Smugness will manifest itself as a peculiar grin, and is accompanied by feelings of superiority and an over-estimation of one's intelligence. In many cases, Scrabble Smugness will induce feelings of Scrabble Rage in the opponent(s).

Player 1: Damn it, you're always winning.

Player 2: (modestly) I was just lucky that time. It's the tiles really...

Player 3: Like fuck it is. And don't pretend to be coy - you have the worst case of Scrabble Smugness ever.

Scrabble Smugness by Pseudocrat November 3, 2009

smugnisis

The ability to ooze smugness to the point it can be fatal.

Steve Jobs is dying from smugnisis.

smugnisis by jh123456 March 17, 2010

New Relationship Smugness (NRS)

A very common overwhelming emotion by new couples experienced within the first 1 - 6 months of their relationship.

They are poisoned by their own happiness and led to believe they are the "Perfect Couple", after the honey moon phase ends and the healthy relationship begins... NRS quickly fades away.

"You my friend are suffering from a little known condition, called New Relationship Smugness (NRS).

You and Robin are in the honeymoon phase. Everything’s perfect. Every song on the radio’s about you. Every other couple sucks. Enjoy it, NRS doesn’t last forever."

- Ted, How I Met Your Mother

New Relationship Smugness (NRS) by HIMYM4E August 28, 2012

Smugness 

a permanent state of delusional self contentment typical of a fucktard

smugness is the BBC's Robert Peston

Smugness by mr magoocantcu December 24, 2008