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sprognosis 

the prediction of how ones life will be after one pops a sprog
preggo person: "What's the sprognosis, doctor?"

doctor: "There is a 100% risk you will hate your life 10 times more than you already do once you pop that sprog"
sprognosis by lland July 20, 2010
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Slowiosis 

You are slooooow!!

Invention by Cesar Leija in 8 pd.
Example of slowiosis:Judith
Slowiosis by Slow.judith March 8, 2019

clognosis 

Someone who has an unbearable urge to shove plastic bottles into their rectum.
an non-treatable condition.
clognosis parties hypnotise you into having the condition
Hey wanna go to the clognosis partay? no ill get clognosis
clognosis by Fancy word master October 14, 2023

Solunosis 

Solunosis
Solunosis (soh-loo-NO-sis) is the realization that a deeply personal or unique thought, one that seemed entirely one's own, is actually shared by many others. It describes the moment of unexpected connection when an individual discovers that an internal experience—be it an abstract idea, a fleeting emotion, or a specific way of perceiving the world—resonates with others who have thought the same thing, despite never having expressed it aloud.

Etymology

The term is a blend of:

Solus (Latin: "alone") – representing the initial belief that the thought is entirely personal.
Uno (Latin: "one") – signifying individuality.
Noësis (Greek: "thought, understanding") – representing the cognitive realization of shared experience.
Concept and Usage

Solunosis highlights the paradox of human experience: while individuals often feel uniquely isolated in their thoughts, they are also deeply connected by shared consciousness. It serves as a reminder of the universality of human introspection and the hidden threads that link people across time and space.
“I just had a moment of Solunosis”
Solunosis by rreuss March 9, 2025
the smugnosis is a cat with a smug expression. it is often used to express feelings of superiority or self-satisfaction.
Yo I can't believe you have the smugnosis.
Adam became the smugnosis.
Karen was fine untill she took the smugnosis.
smugnosis by verbatim2v May 23, 2026
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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