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Smokebreak Fitch 

A term used to describe what it is like to watch UFC fighter Jon Fitch fight. He is both incredibly successful and mind numbingly boring, due to his controlling wrestling and grinding down style of fighting.

An incredible athlete, yet hasn't won as many fans as his more exciting welterweight counterparts.

Although Fitch cares little for these minor details as he would not be nearly as successful should he not employ these tactics. Many mixed martial arts fans believe Fitch's style of fighting to be predictable and rudimentary, so much so they would rather pass the time during his fight having a break.
This recess is generally spent doing things like stocking up on food or beers, having a smoke(hence smokebreak), draining the lizard, parking a buick, rubbing one out, skinning up a hooter, going on a rant, starting a bar fight with a Jon Fitch fan(careful with this as he may try and wrestle you for a full fifteen minutes), trimming you're nails or any other mundane activity.
Derek: "Hey bro, what the fuck are you doing? UFC is on, shit's pay per view ya know."

Dave: "Bro, calm down, smokebreak Fitch is on."

Derek: "Oh yea, that's why nothing interesting has happened."

Dave: "See, now hurry up, there's a stink beetle out here and I wanna spark up so I can trip out watching the little fucker."

Derek: "Wicked bro."
Smokebreak Fitch by timbuctoo88 March 11, 2011

smokewrench

An oxyacetylene cutting torch
Gimme the smokewrench, this fuckin' U-bolt is rusted solid.
smokewrench by Dr. Badwrench September 22, 2006

smokerel 

anything having to do with or relating to smoke or smoking weed
Hey dude! You up for a smokerel now??

SmokeeBee 

SmokeeBee is a youtuber that makes funny shorts and streams! do NOT confuse them with the transformers ship! because SmokeeBee has another "E" that the other one doesn't!
"Hey did you see SmokeeBee's stream yestarday?"
"you bet i did! they are my favorite youtuber!"
"same here, they are so awesome!"

smokescreen

a girl used gay guy suspected of being gay by others (school rumors, myspace rumors etc.) used to make people think he isn't actually gay. Usually used in public places like the mall, out to eat etc.
Mike: Dude thats Ryan with that hott ass chick, i thought he was gay?
Steve: Nah thats just his smokescreen
smokescreen by 777LLL January 21, 2009

smokereed 

Someone who makes an unnecessary amount of area 51 jokes, (Action) someone who kills every dance first try with no effort
"such a smokereed dude" "how do you smokereed every song"
smokereed by 3/5th July 17, 2019