smifflin

acting like something crawled up your ass and rubbed you the wrong way.

"yo why u smifflin?"
"my boss jus smurfed my wife"

by popgoesthef***ingweasle :) September 20, 2011

Spifflin

Like tripping , to be be outlandish in any way

Peter: The Warriors are a playoff team
Jamie: Homie, you’re spifflin, I don’t know what you’re on

by loiz December 25, 2019

Smiffkins Bridge

The area between a mans' nut sack and his arse hole, aka the perineum.

I sat on a drawing pin yesterday, got me right in the smiffkins bridge, hurt like a mutha fucka let me tell ya.

by Bobanog June 19, 2008

swiffling the nig

When someone is giving a hand job and they rub their finger on the tip of the penis. Or when you flick your earlobe...

Damn, that girl is so good at swiffling the nig, I busted.

by Vagdestron May 18, 2023

smiffination

when a man fucks a girl in the ass with his balls!

joe smiffed jakie in the dumpster and was charged 5 yrs for smiffination

by ckorriie May 2, 2010

Sniffling

Sniffing, and shuffling at the same time.. used when your sad.
For when shuffling isnt enough to make you happy.

Jordan: What you doing Ryan?
Ryan: Sniffling :(
Jordan: what for?
Ryan: Just broke up with my girlfriend :(

by BigBeefyBarstool April 10, 2011

Smuffling

To encase, or otherwise stuff ones penis and scrotum, a.k.a. junk, into a very tight pair of leather pants. Smuffling is expanded to mean any rough tucking or handling, by oneself or others, of said junk, ranging from mild smuffling to extreme, drag queen smuffling (may or may not involve surgical staples).

Smuffling is also extremely useful when attempting to defecate upon your own chest.

"I tried to shit on my own chest, but my balls get in the way. I might have to do some smuffling to do it."

by Miss Courtney January 7, 2009