Shiffling 

An onomatopoeia for the sound of cards shuffling, or being slid across other cards.

The shiffling when I play solitaire gives me ASMR.

Shiffling by Aerem November 24, 2021

Shifting logs 

The act where two people go anus to anus and then one of the participants has a bowel movement into the anus of the other participant. The second participant receives the fecal matter anally and then pushes it back into the anus of the original fecal matter owner.

Tim and Johnny have been getting quite messy with their new shifting logs experiment. Looks highly unsanitary but they seem happy.

Shifting logs by MostlyMoisture May 30, 2018

Shifting 

Going to another Parallel reality.

"I wanna go to Hogwarts for real"
"Try Shifting"

Shifting by mrmalfoyswifey September 28, 2020

it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic 

Actually means: actions taken solely for the feeling (or the appearance) of doing something about an unavoidable situation; actions that not only accomplish nothing but *blatantly* accomplish nothing.

"Oh, look, now GM is trying to fire Wagoner. It's like shuffling deck chairs on the Titanic."

it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic by Arkaaito December 9, 2008

shitlings 

A pair of shit siblings who bring out the worst in each other .
AKA Toxic siblings .

Malay and Bano are a pair of shitlings.

shitlings by sheetling April 12, 2022

Schiffing 

Using Arguments against Bitcoin in a desperate attempt to make yourself relevant.

Frances Coppola is straight up Schiffing for attention.

Schiffing by BTCBug December 29, 2020

shifting 

the act of transporting oneself to a different reality. Popularized from tiktok and Amino.

“I tried shifting to hogwarts last night but i fell asleep”

shifting by user63836826 September 29, 2020