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smegligence 

(n.) the act of forgetting to clean your penile area, resulting in an unreasonable quantity of smegma around your mushroom tip
Not taking a break from your weekend Fortnite marathon to shower? Now that’s smegligence.
smegligence by M Boogie December 25, 2020

Smelldentify 

The act of smelling an item of clothing in order to determine who it belongs owing to people's individual scents.
Person 1: Hey! We're wearing the same top!
*the tops are thrown on the floor and get mixed up*
Person 2: Who's is who's?!
Person 1: It's fine, we can smelldentify them. *Sniffs a shirt* this is yours.
Smelldentify by ZaraRose August 21, 2010

Sulligent, AL. 

Itty bitty little Alabama town that might as well be in Mississippi. With a population of something like 1200, the only folks you see here are either police, family of police, or the junkies the police are after. With only a handful of stores and zero good restaurants, Sulligent is just a large group of old folks waiting to die, and young folks hoping it happens sooner, rather than later.
(What was that cemetery we drove through on the way to Mississippi?) <Oh, that was just Sulligent, Al.>

Smelegant 

An aroma or scent that exudes fine taste and quality.
Darling, that perfume you are wearing is so Smelegant”
Smelegant by DPScherer March 6, 2022
I'll talk to you in a smigent
smigent by whiptcream21 August 30, 2010

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026