slegnog 

a hurtful word. Such as LOSER.

Also known as a pig.

wow alexis your such a slegnog!
Are you really calling me a slegnog??

Aww look at the cute little slegnog!
Wow caro! your acting just like a slegnog!
On Christmas day we eat slegnog!!

slegnog by FIONA AND MERCEDES January 18, 2010

Slegnor

Slegnor is a character from the hit fan fiction "Astral Domination". In this story, Slegnor is a divine deity known as both the God of Blood, and as Satan.

So when saying someone is a Slegnor, you're essentially saying that the person in question is someone with good intentions, but utilizes horrible methods.

Gorathontus: Man, before I did my research, I thought Stalin was an all around horrible person. But now, I know he had good intentions for the Soviet Union.

Tarsilius: Yeah, he turned out to be a real Slegnor in the end.

Slegnor by that sketchy guy May 30, 2018

smegnog 

a special, rare kind of smegma that is less viscous than usual, and exists in a state of matter that is simultaneously liquid and solid. Considered by material scientists to be one one of the few non-Newtonian substances.

-dude I was pokin round my fiveskin this morning, and I totally found some smegnog. Must be my lucky day

smegnog by StarvinMarvin March 19, 2019