smegmastur
smegmastur by Horace Smegma July 5, 2006
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smegmatron
A person with enough smegma accumulation to kill a herd of cows, and who smells worse than your local cheese factory.
smegmatron by tubbytub June 13, 2008
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smegmasaurus
smegmasaurus by Master Nate August 4, 2007
smegmasbord
That rare situation when a woman finds herself in the middle of a circle jerk where every man is uncircumcised and reeks of dick cheese.
Cameraman: Hey what the hell is that smell?
Director: Oh that's the actors – they're all uncut rugby players. We're nearly broke on this flick so I needed to hire some cheaper talent. I just hope that ho's got no gag reflex and has had her shots because she's about to dine on a smegmasbord!
Director: Oh that's the actors – they're all uncut rugby players. We're nearly broke on this flick so I needed to hire some cheaper talent. I just hope that ho's got no gag reflex and has had her shots because she's about to dine on a smegmasbord!
smegmasbord by The Bone Rollercoaster October 2, 2016
Smegmaster
Extreme Metal band, holding the record for worlds shortest album. Also the creators of the genre “smeg-core”
Smegmaster by Grindcore for life October 16, 2020
smegmaster
smegmaster by Horace Smegma July 5, 2006
Smegmasturbation
1. The act of performing a handjob on a penis so covered by cheese that you can't actually see the penis itself, but only a mass full of yellowish, crusted and smelly smegma cheese. Usually performed on homeless people, because only them can accumulate enough cheese cock to make this incredible fetish possible.
2. A way of masturbating yourself that try to simulate the sensation of having your penis into a vagina. Much like the well known apple pie, but instead of having your dick into an apple pie, which don't require a lot of setup, you have to put it in a whole jar of warm smegma cheese, which can be really hard and complex to get.
2. A way of masturbating yourself that try to simulate the sensation of having your penis into a vagina. Much like the well known apple pie, but instead of having your dick into an apple pie, which don't require a lot of setup, you have to put it in a whole jar of warm smegma cheese, which can be really hard and complex to get.
1. Wow, that bitch smegmasturbated me so well the other day I was actually able to see my cumshot coming from underneath my cock cheese.
2. Dude, I've been collecting my smegma in this jar for months so I can perform smegmasturbation tonight, want to see the jar?
2. Dude, I've been collecting my smegma in this jar for months so I can perform smegmasturbation tonight, want to see the jar?
Smegmasturbation by Smegmasturbation October 15, 2008
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A)
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B)
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B)
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A)
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B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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