smegmastur 

One who uses smegma as a lubricant when engaging in masturbation

That guy Horace is a real smegmastur.

smegmastur by Horace Smegma July 5, 2006

smegmatron 

A person with enough smegma accumulation to kill a herd of cows, and who smells worse than your local cheese factory.

Hey Brian...I hope you didn't get anywhere with that smegmatron last night...boy was she a stank.

smegmatron by tubbytub June 13, 2008

smegmasaurus 

Smegma that has crusted over, taking on the appearance of scales or the plates on a Stegosaurus

That ho has a Smegmasaurus guarding her cave, ain't nobody getting in there without a fight!

smegmasaurus by Master Nate August 4, 2007

smegmasbord 

That rare situation when a woman finds herself in the middle of a circle jerk where every man is uncircumcised and reeks of dick cheese.

Cameraman: Hey what the hell is that smell?

Director: Oh that's the actors – they're all uncut rugby players. We're nearly broke on this flick so I needed to hire some cheaper talent. I just hope that ho's got no gag reflex and has had her shots because she's about to dine on a smegmasbord!

smegmasbord by The Bone Rollercoaster October 2, 2016

Smegmaster 

Extreme Metal band, holding the record for worlds shortest album. Also the creators of the genre “smeg-core”

Hey Jack did you hear the new smegmaster album?

Yeah I did Sam and it was Shit!

Smegmaster by Grindcore for life October 16, 2020

smegmaster 

appliance used to remove large amounts of smegma from a very cheesy cock.

Damn, Bob! You really stink. Please go use my smegmaster.

smegmaster by Horace Smegma July 5, 2006

Smegmasturbation 

1. The act of performing a handjob on a penis so covered by cheese that you can't actually see the penis itself, but only a mass full of yellowish, crusted and smelly smegma cheese. Usually performed on homeless people, because only them can accumulate enough cheese cock to make this incredible fetish possible.

2. A way of masturbating yourself that try to simulate the sensation of having your penis into a vagina. Much like the well known apple pie, but instead of having your dick into an apple pie, which don't require a lot of setup, you have to put it in a whole jar of warm smegma cheese, which can be really hard and complex to get.

1. Wow, that bitch smegmasturbated me so well the other day I was actually able to see my cumshot coming from underneath my cock cheese.

2. Dude, I've been collecting my smegma in this jar for months so I can perform smegmasturbation tonight, want to see the jar?

Smegmasturbation by Smegmasturbation October 15, 2008