Stegosaurus

A fucking vegetarian dinosaur you idiots! Stegosaurus lived in the Jurrasic Period, 150 million years ago, and his tail was not a dildo but a fucking spike!

Teacher during Sex ED: Jared, what's a Stegosaurus?
Jared: A dinosaur you idiot!

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 7, 2017

Stegosaurus

Large, inexplicable dinosaur that steps on time travelers and then announces its identity.

Man: It worked! My time machine wor-
Dinosaur, after stepping on him: I am a stegosaurus!

by ThatOneDinoNerd February 14, 2017

Stegosaurus

A level of inebriation that induces uncontrollable herbivorism; driving you to consume the first plant you see.

Additional consumption of alcohol past this point may move the drunk individual into a pica state, where they will consume inorganic substances such as dirt and coins.

He was so wasted he went stegosaurus on the garden. Gave those plants the fixins.

by Fabulous Hank February 27, 2011

Stegosaurus

A kilsyth slang word for someone who has lots romantic relationships in a short period of time, usually referring to a girl. It originally was used say that the person in question is like the dinosaur, but no one really remembers how it relates to the prehistoric monster.

Christie is such a stegosaurus, that's her third relationship this year.

by ItsTenThrity May 21, 2011

Stegosaurus

Abbrev.--Stego

Any and all beers

Hey Dan, I'm going to the liqour store want me to pick up some stegos?

Yeah Kev, why don't you get some stegosauruses for tonight.

by nigel May 6, 2004

Stegosaurus

When someone has a row of penises down ones back like the spikes on a stegosaurus.

Seth: "Hey Brian, whats your favorite type of dinosaur?"

Brian: "Duh, a Stegosaurus! Takes one to know one!"

by Squirt56yz June 3, 2014

Stegosaurus

When a dick has hard sharp skin and it cuts up the girls vagina so she bleeds out.

I got shredded by Matt Amato because he stegosaurused me

by Cade bees November 16, 2016